How can you tell if your dog is a Republican?  When a republican dog hears CLIMB IT he just things that means it’s OK to get up on the couch.  His idea of a drag show is what he gives you on the carpet after a particularly tasty T-bone.  In the time before filtered water, just about all dogs were republicans - showed up for work, chased a few cats, got some food pellets, licked somebody’s hand and then dozed off - knowing that they’re no threat to democracy and nobody had to borrow any money from China today just to take care of them.   Get Happy. Get Otis. Wash Hands

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