Fling open your toy box because it’s Issue 34 and we’re playing with all of your favorite toys for pretty much the whole dang show! Cam shares a story about toxic masculinity on Easter, Dylan takes another crack at reining in his diabolical son, and Ryland shares an absolutely bonkers report about a group of children experiencing an existential crisis while performing surgery on their fluffy god.

Inside the Issue:

Baby Shark Shoplifting

Good Jewish Furbies

Houdini’s Netherworld Con

The Flubber Tomb