Lifepile

Issue 43 goes out to our colorful, rectangular, mile-high home state of Colorado. Cam’s great grandfathers get entrepreneurial, Dylan passionately defends 3Oh!3, and Ryland uncovers the truth behind Colorado’s terrifying airport.

Inside the Issue:

Edgy Cartoon Theories

Soapy Smith

Partridge Family Religion

D.I.Ablo

The boys sit down with Mimi Hayes, a guest expert on neurology. Mimi talks everything from angiomas to aphasia, standup to student teaching, breakups to book tours, and much more. Cam tries to prove he isn’t a robot, Dylan unlocks the other 90% of his brain, and Ryland impersonates an author at Barnes & Noble.

Inside the Issue:

Hot Doc Crawford

Tripod

Semester Abroad On Jupiter

Brain Slosh

Check Out Mimi’s podcast, Mimi and The Brain

and her book, I’ll Be Okay, It’s Just a Hole In My Head

In this issue, Ryland sneaks into Lifepile HQ and takes over for a Thanksgiving tour of some of his favorite Lifepile moments.

In our 40th issue we only briefly discuss psychic lifestyles. But don’t worry, we spend a lot of time talking about who we were in middle school. Cam tries to figure out what qualifies as ‘Raven’, Dylan goes on a doxxing rampage, and Ryland wakes up a very special guest.

Inside the Issue:

Zach and David

NO ONE

A Broken Heart & A Smiling Face

Zamboni Jones: Murder Psychic

Slide on your favorite pair of bootcut genes, hop in your jelly car, and join the boys for Issue 39, our tribute to mutation. Cam is cordial with a new Lifepile employee, Dylan talks about his favorite band, KISS, and Ryland morphs into a vehicle that could’ve only spawned from hell.

Inside the Issue:

The Joogler

Coke Mouse

Cuban Monkey Pig

Muriel’s Nut

It’s Issue 38 and not one of the boys is making it out alive. Cam exhibits some surprising last-minute heroism, Dylan breaks his arms, shoulders, and collar bones, and Ryland becomes a father of two and gets a sedan.

Inside the Issue:

Blorping

The Ghouchler

Godzilla’s Instagram

“This Is Monster House Rules!”

Issue 37 is the first issue in Lifepile history that’s about 50% authored by children! Real children! Not the adult children who usually run the show. Also Cam gets gymnasty, Dylan gets heated about some boring contemporary sculptures, and Ryland reveals which beloved children’s novel is based on his life.

Inside the Issue:

Triple Backflip 360 No Scope Snipe

Giganta

Greco-Roman Lululemon

Sophie Sucks!

Special guest biology expert Blair Britt stops by the show to reveal his personal nipple headcanon for his character Zenith on NeoScum, thoughts on Bill Nye and Neil deGrasse Tyson, and makes a lot of great references to educational children’s television. Also Cam reassures celebrities they have beautiful bodies too, Dylan takes a firm stance against pandas watching pornography, and Ryland genetically modifies his body so he’s ready for raves.

Inside the Issue:

Tony Hawk’s Pro Miss Frizzle Bus

Bi-nipular

Dylan’s Enema Powerpoint

The Gay Sheep Twist

After years of Cher publicly begging and pleading, Lifepile has answered her call and turned back time for Issue 35, our ode to time travel. Cam cracks down on time crime, Dylan discovers how buckwild Canada is, and Ryland is extremely conflicted about giving his grandpa the sweet kiss of death.

Inside the Issue:

Chupaquito

Big Time Traveling Boatsexual

Poist Coitus Milk

CatPhone XS

Fling open your toy box because it’s Issue 34 and we’re playing with all of your favorite toys for pretty much the whole dang show! Cam shares a story about toxic masculinity on Easter, Dylan takes another crack at reining in his diabolical son, and Ryland shares an absolutely bonkers report about a group of children experiencing an existential crisis while performing surgery on their fluffy god.

Inside the Issue:

Baby Shark Shoplifting

Good Jewish Furbies

Houdini’s Netherworld Con

The Flubber Tomb