Lifepile

Betwixt the pages of Issue 13 Cam's gotta dice it up to mix it up, Dylan gifts the boys a new side project, and Ryland resurrects Michael Jackson at a corn palace with some bananas.

Inside The Issue:

Plugged Conversation Holes

Eternity In The Ghost Club

The Fur Is Flamming!

Area 51 Brothel

In what is perhaps our most conspiracy-heavy issue to date, Dylan uncovers an elaborate conspiracy we can't stop talking about, Cam stands up against discriminatory movie depictions, and there's some sort of interference with Ryland's mic...?

Inside The Issue:

Emergency Car Sword

Kardashian Phone Home

The Gremlin Queen

Mini Edible House

It's Issue 11!! Cam makes up an elaborate, upsetting surgery, Dylan learns Colonel Sanders is real, and Ryland takes a playful prank battle 14 steps too far.

Inside The Issue:

Jamba Juice C4

Rooster Cuck Surgery

Stubborn Psychic Hotties

Bad Boy Cream

Welcome to Issue 10. Ryland relives a traumatic audition, Dylan tries to impress a boy by charging into battle, and Cam avoids his impulse to keelhaul Ryland while desperately pulling up on the throttle of this episode before it meets it's demise in a fiery blaze of vulgarity.

Inside The Issue:

Top Bug Chef

90’s Eyeball Straws

Gay Pirate Booty Compensation

D**k Y****t

In our 9th issue Ryland traps everyone in hell, Cam eats a bunch of tires, and Dylan finds out that his new favorite word is "Hunkles."

Inside The Issue:

Piéce de Twéast

Hot ’n Tasty Jelloo Cigarettes

Cher-Lock Holmes

Social Maximum Security

It's Issue 8, "The Issue of A Thousand Live-Its." Ryland learns how to speak English, Cam makes an earth-shattering discovery he doesn't want to talk about, and Dylan takes everyone to Northern Yukon Territory for the grossest time of their lives.

Inside The Issue:

Must-Have Bathroom Tech

The Immortal K-Pop Wars

Ancient Alien Accessories

Nick Cannon-Cage's Mummy Toe

Who knew squirting was so integral to self defense? Ryland, that's who.

Inside the issue:

Sexually Frustrated Hearse Vandalism

Exploding Sasquatch Island

Jesus Pokemon Gym

Elephant Hawk Moth Frog Spider Snake

The boys get into an avoidable car accident with co-workers, learn about vintage slang, and open the world's most delightful hospital.

Inside The Issue:

Bernie Sanders’ Coke Agenda

Rise Of The Horse People

Stalin: Poetry Jock

Alien Glitter Anus

The boys suit up and take on their most formidable adversary to date: children with smart devices.

Inside The Issue:

Monetized Charity Dating

God’s Wink School

Mystery Hawt Flash

Baby Arms Dealer

Ryland becomes a tyrannical, immortal leader of a race of furry celestial mammals.

Inside The Issue:

Very Necessary Sonogram

Triple Lohan Breakup

Meaty Ryland Clones

Corporate Goth Stapler