Lifepile

Welcome to Issue 23 of Wifepile! We weally hope you wike it :-) Anyways this whole episode is about wives. Also the boys have some frank discussions about pre-nups, depression and whether you cease to exist once all the people who remember you have died? Anyways Cam teaches his kids outer space is more important than bullying, Dylan makes a living off Skype role-play, and Ryland tries to figure out what Mulan was actually about.

Inside The Issue:

Ice and Bread In A Cup

Ultimate Power Gin ’n Tonic

Open The Pod Door, Waifu

Caribbean Double Gender-Non-Conforming Wife Shoot-Out

Psst… PSST! Here. Take this. It’s Issue 22. An issue of Lifepile entirely dedicated to spies. In it you’ll find Cam hot on the stink ape’s trail, Dylan getting absolutely OWNED about the Cold War, and Ryland reigniting the Red Scare for 2018. Now quick. Hurry. Go. There’s not much time. Go listen to these three dummies try and have a conversation.

Inside The Issue:

Dick Pic Espionage

Big Billy Mouth Bass

Thompson Taylor Thompson Helen Taylor Thompson

Dylan’s Star Point

It’s Issue 21 and we’re proudly celebrating what our country hypothetically could be! Dylan gives it all up for Barry O, Cam pulls a gotcha journalism stunt, and Ryland tries to get everyone to sleep in a litter box.

Inside The Issue:

MacArthur Genius Patriot

Chester Cheetah Chicken

Dungavenhooter

Billy Possum

Get out your pen and paper folks because we’re straight up giving away some all-star White People Recipes™ in Issue 20. Dylan gets tricked into caring about Ryland, Cam defends his secret food arboretum, and Ryland floats down the river with a Horde Red.

Inside The Issue:

#YourHotGaySoup

Licker Lacquer

Theresa Kerry Heinz

007’s Tummy Time

You know how oppressive victorian geometry is kind of like going on vacation? Yeah me neither. This week Cam buys all his enemies vacations, Dylan lifts a car off a fashionable woman, and Lil Papa is Counting! Up! Those! POINTS!!!

Inside The Issue:

Your Personal Moon

Bunny Island Laboratories

Mickey’s F@!k Land

Thanksgiving Asshole Gratitude

Hey gamers welcome to Issue 18! This week Cam indulges in a luxurious fur coat, Dylan breaks up a marriage, and Ryland tries to bring 10 video game consoles on an airplane.

Inside The Issue:

Hump ’n Dunk

Rubies! Rubies! Rubies!

Glypie’s Carcass House

Twinksquatch

Issue 17 marks the beginning of LGBT+ Pride Month and as you can imagine, we talk a lot about spiders. Dylan rolls out the space cowboy welcome wagon, Ryland invents an embarrassment university, and Cam plays horse judge, horse executioner, and horse pastor.

Inside The Issue:

BRUTHER

LGBT Vending Machines

Horse Eggs

Secret Boss Fair

In Issue 16 we find our heroes engaged in their first semi-serious discussion about the nature of pride, belief and argument. We’re basically a sociology podcast now. Also Dylan reveals his gorey toe superstition, Ryland finds a new group of supernatural beings to make fun of, and Cam picks the briefcase "A".

Inside The Issue:

Magical Online Arguments

Satan’s Pokemon Portal

Vampire Dorks

Bone-In Fortune Telling

Issue 15 finds our heroes settling a very topical debate about a polarizing audio clip. Ryland brings back a beloved crowd favorite, Cam starts a very sexy zoo, and Dylan makes everybody a personalized t-shirt.

Inside The Issue:

Stip It or Tip It

ATF Twine Jeans

Ryland’s Dessert Planet

King Tut Is Vers

In Issue 14 Cam gets publicly shamed in a grocery store, Ryland displays some drive-by heroism, and Dylan celebrates the most important month of the whole entire year.

Inside The Issue:

Call The Clops

Pigeon Cheese Suit

Is Krampus Is Real?

Saddest Birthday Cake