Lifepile

ALL ABOARD! When Ryland comes gigglin’ down the aisle with his lil’ overalls and his corduroy cap you best be ready to have him stamp your One Way Ticket to Bone Town! It’s Issue 33 baby!!! Cam takes us all to church and it’s worse than we remember, Dylan rants a little (a lot) about the history of gender, and Ryland shows us how capitalism ruined dinosaurs and friendship.

Inside the Issue:

Skeeter the Mystery Eater

Jake’s Bones

Bone Wars

Elderly Gay Skeletons

Remove your cloak, lower yourself into the mud bath, repeat the ancient chants of yore, and lay down in the coffin that is Issue 32 with guest expert Sarah Adler! Sarah tells the boys about spirit orbs, talking to angry plants, animal carcasses, coming of age ceremonies, women professing their love for her father, and the mountain community she grew up in that’s counting down to the end of the world. Also Cam creates a new dairy-based sports drink, Dylan gets invited to a circuit party, and Ryland performs a short excerpt from the Disney musical he was in.

Inside the Issue:

Doomsday Horse

Competitive Soccer Baby

George W. Lizard Jesus

Big Stack of Elsa’s

It’s Issue 31 and we have a value-sized combo special about all things fast food! Dylan is check-mated into renouncing his buffalo wings brand, Cam does a TED Talk on the Principia Discordia, and Ryland reveals the one topic that makes him very truly actually genuinely angry.

Inside the Issue:

What’s So Gross About Hair?

The Lone Urglar

Burger King Menage a Quatro

Burrito Lagoon Vaquero

Welcome. You’ve reached Issue 30, Lifepile’s soothing, ambient, wellness, and self care special. We’ve lit our oil diffusers and dimmed the lights. Please remove your robe, lie down on the table, and explain to us what an oil diffuser does. Cam gets an in-depth lesson about positive energy, Dylan has to defend the concept of drinking water, and Ryland finally brings us the segment we’ve all been expecting from him.

Inside the Issue:

Buffalo Wing Confessional

Psychic Prank Calls

Let Them Eat Piss

Jade Egg Power Lifting

Issue 29 is goin’ to the gamers baby!!! Strap on your headsets, boot up your Gateway, and tell your mom to holler when the pizza rolls are done. Cam tries his absolute darnedest to extend the word count of his college essay segment, Dylan finds out about a tantalizing cookie made by the good, sexy, salad man, and Ryland brings the world’s worst photo into our lives.

Inside the Issue:

B&E&Sad

Digital Light Squirrel

Yoshi Sangria

All Kirby’s Babies

In Issue 28 Lifepile is going bravely where other people have not previously gone in our outer space issue. Dylan does advertisements for like 9 different products and businesses who aren’t paying us, Cam brings a horrible song by a bad salad man back into our lives, and Ryland dredges up his old rivalry with birds.

Inside the Issue:

Bad Lil’ Case of The Zoomies

Space Chimp’s Beautiful Powder

Teen Alien Diplomats

Land-Dwelling Octopedes

The Tiny issue of Lifepile is absolutely STUFFED with content. Think of it like a clown car. You open the door and out walks conspiracy theory Drake, Batman holding hands with Juno, Cam’s mom in a leather jacket holding a gun, and a million sparkly basketballs. Also Cam reveals a very alarming secret talent, Dylan hits the bong and talks about murderous biker gang capitalism, and Ryland receives some good ol’ fashioned game show persecution.

Inside The Issue:

Eat The Booty Like Broccoli

Pan-Dimensional Government Elves

Kirby: “I’m every woman.”

Hell’s Angels’ Tiny Homes

Issue 26 is our BIGGEST ISSUE YET. We’re only talkin’ BIG IDEAS on this one, okay? We talk some big talk about body positivity with a listener, we get big schooled by another listener who had some corrections for us, Dylan gets down on his crumblers in a big way, Ryland gives a big surprise tour of his chocolate factory, and Cam goes big with it on a game show from hell.

Inside the Issue:

Nickle Nipples

Monkey’s Paw

Ryland’s Hit List

No Big Tears Left To Big Cry

The 25th issue is an ancient and deeply classical issue of Lifepile. In this great triumph of civilized western podcasting we find the young scholar Dylan discovers his immortality only to have it quickly taken away, the old philosopher Cam muses on the inception of his new smoothie shop venture, and our brave hero Ryland explores the cavernous depths of a sweat lodge and also his great uncle’s balls.

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Inside The Issue:

Make A Wish Chiyo

Octopus Outhouse

Crocodile Contraception

Senator Clipitus Clopitus

The 24th Issue of Lifepile marks a monumental day for us- our first-ever special guest, Sophia Jaeckel stops by the show! A self-described Namenda hoe, geriatric enthusiast, and human cane, Sophia brings her professional knowledge of the elderly community to Lifepile along with a collection of nursing home stories that will make you laugh, cry, and recoil. Cam tells us about literally everything that comes out of spiders, Ryland learns about the most famous robot on earth, and Dylan humiliates himself by going back on his word.

Inside The Issue:

Hardwood Womb

That’s The Office Calling

Chuck E Cheese Audrey Hepburn Robot

Zombie Lincoln’s Sarcophagus