The CRYSTALS speak! The podcast has begun a new game, a Fantasy so FINAL that it can only be undertaken by four brave ONION KNIGHTS (whatever they are).

MIKE offers the most revolting description of the BASILISK you could possibly imagine, while REMY, the last hope for decency and decorum, enlists the help of four retirees from the fabled city of MIAMI.

Meanwhile, the Dragon King BAHAMUT squaws and screeches, djinn and land turtles stalk the countryside, and the GOLDEN GIRLS rise to defend their cheesecake from the growing darkness....

 

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