Trigger Warning: If you're squeamish, skip past this one. Shorts finds some reason in his mind to taste test the forbidden fruit: Mother's Milk. We might need a spit-up rag over here.

O's job search has him mulling over a bold strategy. As he tries to find the right groove as a new parent, Shorts learns The Dawgz have kept receipts on all his outlandish predictions. IDM brings the listeners in for a new segment.

When you hear what's going on in our lives, you're gonna think we're faking it. We would never. Othello suffers a devastating blow to his ego as Shorts does nothing but pile on.

Othello greases the wheels with an Indo-American joint press conference and IDM tests their knowledge as United States citizens. And a brave new barrier is being broken right before our eyes.

In this episode of It Doesn't Matter, Othello is joined by guests Angel Morales and Doug Tetrault, as his usual co-host, Blue Shorts, is out on paternity leave. The trio dives into some wild stories, starting with a jaw-dropping tale about a former co-worker’s antics at a going-away party—where things got way more personal than anyone expected. From there, the conversation takes a serious turn as they discuss the shocking situation of a Black woman stuck in Pakistan, refusing to leave without her husband or 100,000 dollars

Lyft is getting crushed under the full weight of the law after one of its drivers takes a stand. And an unsuspecting new internet hero emerges for the Goon Generation.

Shorts opens with his plans for the NFC Championship Game. IDM unofficially debuts a new review segment – let us know if it's worth keeping around and we'll wrap some window dressing around the next installment!

Othman has a beef with a friend who's stuck in the past. IDM reviews Mark Zuckerberg's cool guy turn and Mel Gibson's appearance on Rogan.

IDM warms up with some catchy new earworms. Shorts discovers how funny the Shawn Ryan Show is. O is fascinated by a new sect of the Muslim population.

We'll add this to YouTube later but early access goes to The DAWGZ.

IDM opens with a quick Vagina Hotline call then shifts gears into stage diving fails, including a horrific one from the new lead singer of a very popular 90s band.

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