This episode I talk to my homie Lacey, who is married to Cory LaVallee, of Dot Dot Dot Podcast, talk about our float trips, our time in Asia, and how terrible we are at knowing the populations of pretty much anywhere in the world.

Music is courtesy of Ben de la Cour, who is incredible.

Take care of each other, and be good or be good at it.

In this episode I discuss the finer sides of dating up and coming white rappers, NYC, Arizona living, and the ups and downs of working for a major Italian chain, both in Springfield, MO and Time Square.

In this mini-episode my homeboy Uli and I discuss our thoughts on watching "28 Days Later" just minutes prior, how local breweries are still getting beer to customers, and what his old man's take on the whole Corona Virus thing would have likely been. He also compares me to a post-apocalyptic scavenger, which might be tested in a few months.

I met an awesome lady while I was in Ft. Knox for a military school. We were in the class and she quickly became a hero to us by offering to DD for us while we explored Louisville. I also learned she was a drill sergeant prior to the new Army MOS we were in school to obtain. Female drill sergeants aren't unheard of, though there are far fewer than their male counterparts.

She is really short in stature, which makes it even more challenging for a female, but ol' Mash em' up Marsha gives no shits about being a foot shorter than some stinky 18 year old nerd from Michigan.

She's also a marathoner and has a southern accent like melted butter, likely because she hails form the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains in West "by god" Virginia.

As always, please subscribe and share if you like what you hear. Tell your friends, sisters, mail carriers, and tax attorneys. Be good or be good at it.

My very good homeboy, Cory Lavallee, was a guest some time last year but I got really drunk and it wasn't a good interview (shocker!). So we redid it while I was in Ft. Knox for an army school.

Cory is one of the best dudes I've ever met in my life, and I love his whole family. Like, in a "Charles in Charge" way, not a "Dateline" way. He has a great wife, who will be a future guest, named Lacey.

He's in the US Air Force and has stories for days. Oh yeah, he used to be in a touring band. Also, he lived with past guest Greg Dixon, which kind of write the jokes themselves.

Without further ado....

Be good or be good at it.

This is essentially my comeback episode. My homeboy Uli was very cordial an let me talk to him about all sorts of stuff, including his very large.... personality. You couldn't ask for a more loyal buddy this side of the Bering Straight.

We also talk to our bartender friend, "Diesel," aka "Hoops," about how to talk to your local bartender/server. It's fantastic. Plus you creeps might learn something.

I love that there are somehow people listening even in the months where I don't post anything. I have a lot of really great episodes on deck. I think we are even going to do some shirts and stickers.

Be good or be good at it.

This is my cousin's husband, Johnny Ochetti, who is a Navy vet, a third generation Italian immigrant, tattoo collector, car guy, and overall intelligent dude. I have enjoyed getting to know him a lot over the last few weeks and I cannot stress how appreciative I am for him sitting down with me.

Take care of yourselves and each other.

Be good or be good at it.

Wowza! her IG is @jesstheprequel and her podcast is PILF (podcasts i'd like to fuck). She's amazing and hilarious. She's self-reliant, sex forward, and intelligent. Her podcast is available everywhere podcasts are sold.

Also: Ben de la Cour. The man, the myth, the legend.

I'm loving these two. They are amazing and lovely. We talked about books, Fleetwood Mac, Hunter S. Thompson, and everything in between.

Adam and I had an awesome conversation about American-Canadian relations, universal healthcare, and Walmart. I also got progressively drunker during the episode. Tune in to hear me sing along with Ben de la Cour's "Evelyn" at the end of the show.