Join Alex and Ben on "It Sucks To Be You" as they induct three "legends of Negative IQ" into their hall of fame. Discover the mind-boggling true stories of Franz Reichelt, the "Flying Tailor" who defied physics with a parachute suit; William Huskisson, the politician whose VIP status couldn't save him from a train; and Stockton Rush, the OceanGate CEO who prioritized "innovation" over safety, leading to catastrophic results. This episode dissects spectacular failures, proving that confidence without competence is just expensive stupidity, and that physics always wins.

Remember when we said Tesla's robotaxis would never actually launch? Well, we were WRONG! They launched in Austin on June 22nd with a whopping 10 cars... and immediately started breaking traffic laws on camera! Join Alex and Ben as they dive into the spectacular reality of Tesla's "fully autonomous" taxis that drive in the wrong lane, drop passengers off in intersections, and panic-brake at parked police cars. From NHTSA investigations to an 8% stock price INCREASE despite the chaos, this episode proves that sometimes reality is more ridiculous than our predictions. Plus: Why Tesla is claiming traffic safety tips are "trade secrets" and how Elon managed to technically deliver on his promise while creating a mobile disaster zone. It's the follow-up episode we never thought we'd need to make!

Join Alex and Ben on "It Sucks To Be You" as they set sail on the most ridiculous voyage in human history: the Flat Earth Cruise! Discover the mind-bending irony of conspiracy theorists attempting to prove the Earth is flat using the very technology—like GPS and modern navigation—that only works because the Earth is ROUND!

From the Flat Earth International Conference's planned 2020 cruise relying on spherical Earth navigation to the "Final Experiment" in Antarctica where Flat Earthers witnessed the undeniable 24-hour sun, prepare to laugh at humanity's most confident idiots. Hear about Jeran Campanella's shocking admission that his model "doesn't work" after seeing the truth with his own eyes, and the Flat Earth community's outrageous claims that he was "controlled opposition".

Plus, we dive into Bob Knodel's $20,000 laser gyroscope experiment that proved Earth's rotation, and the hilarious mental gymnastics employed to deny clear evidence. Get ready for a voyage through the flat plains of stupidity, where the irony is so thick you could cut it with a sextant! All aboard the HMS Stupid!

Alex and Ben dive headfirst into the toxic vat of medical history's WORST ideas! From Clark Stanley's theatrical (and snake-free) rattlesnake oil to Jim Humble's 'Miracle Mineral Solution' (spoiler: it's BLEACH that KILLS people!), the boys explore how con artists have been peddling poison for profit for centuries. Get ready for Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous jade eggs, Alex Jones's lead-laced 'vitality' supplements, and the shocking truth about REAL snake oil. If you thought sticking rocks in your nether regions was a good idea, or that industrial cleaner is a health tonic... It REALLY Sucks To Be You! Tune in for a dose of deadly hilarious stupidity.

Alex and Ben dive headfirst into the toxic vat of medical history's WORST ideas! From Clark Stanley's theatrical (and snake-free) rattlesnake oil to Jim Humble's 'Miracle Mineral Solution' (spoiler: it's BLEACH that KILLS people!), the boys explore how con artists have been peddling poison for profit for centuries. Get ready for Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous jade eggs, Alex Jones's lead-laced 'vitality' supplements, and the shocking truth about REAL snake oil. If you thought sticking rocks in your nether regions was a good idea, or that industrial cleaner is a health tonic... It REALLY Sucks To Be You! Tune in for a dose of deadly hilarious stupidity.

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This episode, Alex and Ben tackle the absurd world of sovereign citizens — self-declared legal experts who think their car is a personal embassy and speed limits are just suggestions.

Expect:
📦 Homemade license plates
🗣️ "I AM TRAVELING!" screamed at confused cops
📜 Legal reasoning straight from a 1998 forum
And a whole lot of courtroom chaos.

If you believe a driver’s license is tyranny...
Yeah, it DEFINITELY Sucks To Be You. 😅

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This episode, Alex and Ben tackle the glorious absurdity of 'sovereign citizens' – the champions of confidence who believe traffic laws are for little people and their car is a personal embassy on wheels. Get ready for tales of homemade license plates, shouting 'I AM TRAVELING' at bewildered cops, and the kind of legal 'reasoning' that always ends in a spectacular faceplant with the law. If you think your car is an independent nation and a driver's license is tyranny, well... It DEFINITELY Sucks To Be You! Tune in for the high-octane hilarity.

Alex and Ben dive headfirst into the art world's most beloved disaster! Join us as we unravel the hilarious and heartwarming story of Cecilia Giménez, the 80-year-old amateur whose "restoration" of the Ecce Homo fresco in Borja, Spain, transformed Jesus into the internet-famous "Monkey Jesus" (or "Potato Jesus!"). Discover how good intentions and house paint led to an international meme, an unexpected tourist boom that saved a town, and even an opera! It's a tale of spectacular failure, accidental genius, and how sometimes, it really pays to suck at art.

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