We have returned, and in the absence of our beloved Valley crew, we ventured all the way back to 2003 to find the Jax and Brittany of the early aughts. That's right, we're recapping Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica! Join us as we discuss how Newlyweds is basically The Valley, relive the magic of flip phones, and recount Langan's high school theater history (unrelated but still good to know).