WE DID IT JOE! We made it through the season and now, the three-part reunion. We talk about the anguish of agreeing with Janet, our hopes for season three, and bid farewell to the Valley gang (for now)!

Another day, another dollar, another reunion episode of The Valley! This time we dive further into Jax's potential sociopathy, the divorce behind the Chateau Marmont, and the Miss USA-ification of Darko Danny.

The chaotic three-part reunion begins!

It's time for Michelle's first annual Zen Party and let me tell you - it's anything but! Jax fights for his reality TV career harder than he's ever fought for anything (marriage, child, etc); Jesse lets go and proves Scott might be an effective therapist after all; and Janet is the most Janet one can be.

Despite technical difficulties we are back with another episode. Jax and Brittany navigate boundaries for HIS SON (Cruz)! Janet and Jason get ring tattoos (YIKES)! Nia looks into a mommy makeover and we meet a doctor sent directly from hell!

WOOF, what an ep! Kristen's engagement party is on its third leg and patience is running thin. Brittany trusts. Jax with a secret for some reason, then they all hop on a boat ride from hell where Janet out-Janets herself and Danny and Nia protect their peace.

We watch La Mariposa become La Marriage-posa (it's so late I'm sorry) when Luke proposes aboard a fishing boat. Jesse confronts Aaron about his relationship with Michelle, as we confront the reality that there are now two ghosts roaming this earthly realm (and one of them sells honey). Zach earns his stripes as he produces the most complicated engagement surprise known to Maui. Jax and Janet also appear but we can't even.

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Our favorite son, Scott the marriage coach, returns to coach the boys (men) on releasing resentments and it goes GREAT. The women have a girls' night that also goes perfectly (someone leaves in tears!). Finally, the gang gets themselves to Hawaii where Luke has a crisis over what realm to occupy. Listen up!

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What an action packed episode! Jax is out of anger rehab and he's allowed to be "a little angry." And boy, is he! Benji's surprise party, Janet's bad villian-ing, and Jax's move out day feed us for another beautiful Valley week.

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Kristen's housewarming! Zach's scrotox! Brittany's filing for divorce and Hurricane Jax is hours away from getting out of rehab! This is life in the Valley.

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