It's time for Michelle's first annual Zen Party and let me tell you - it's anything but! Jax fights for his reality TV career harder than he's ever fought for anything (marriage, child, etc); Jesse lets go and proves Scott might be an effective therapist after all; and Janet is the most Janet one can be.

Despite technical difficulties we are back with another episode. Jax and Brittany navigate boundaries for HIS SON (Cruz)! Janet and Jason get ring tattoos (YIKES)! Nia looks into a mommy makeover and we meet a doctor sent directly from hell!

WOOF, what an ep! Kristen's engagement party is on its third leg and patience is running thin. Brittany trusts. Jax with a secret for some reason, then they all hop on a boat ride from hell where Janet out-Janets herself and Danny and Nia protect their peace.

We watch La Mariposa become La Marriage-posa (it's so late I'm sorry) when Luke proposes aboard a fishing boat. Jesse confronts Aaron about his relationship with Michelle, as we confront the reality that there are now two ghosts roaming this earthly realm (and one of them sells honey). Zach earns his stripes as he produces the most complicated engagement surprise known to Maui. Jax and Janet also appear but we can't even.

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Our favorite son, Scott the marriage coach, returns to coach the boys (men) on releasing resentments and it goes GREAT. The women have a girls' night that also goes perfectly (someone leaves in tears!). Finally, the gang gets themselves to Hawaii where Luke has a crisis over what realm to occupy. Listen up!

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What an action packed episode! Jax is out of anger rehab and he's allowed to be "a little angry." And boy, is he! Benji's surprise party, Janet's bad villian-ing, and Jax's move out day feed us for another beautiful Valley week.

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Kristen's housewarming! Zach's scrotox! Brittany's filing for divorce and Hurricane Jax is hours away from getting out of rehab! This is life in the Valley.

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Oh boy, what a week: A beach day for the ages! A phone call from Jax! A metal detector storm off unlike any we've ever seen! Let's discuss!

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Jason confronting Danny on his drinking and Kristen "Mama Bear" Doute dropping bombs in retaliation! Jax on the loose from rehab! Scheana and Lala soft launching their new venture (appearing on The Valley)! All this and more on this week's ep!

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The Valley gods have smiled upon us: the gang is back from Santa Barbara and Scheana Shay is back on our screens! Meanwhile, Kristen has a new rental, Jesse is back with his marriage coach, and Nia is tasked with even more emotional labor. Whew!

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