We continue our journey down the rabbit hole of Nick and Jessica, episodes 105 and 106. America's favorite couple are all over the map these days: the city of love (Cincinnati) for Nick's grandmother's wedding, Florida to support the troops, and the Bahamas to terrorize the local beaches. We're in it to win it with Nick and Jessica and you cannot tear us away!!!

And we're back at it again with episodes 103 + 104 of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. As we find more parallels between Nick + Jessica and Jax + Brittany, we also talk camping, the Spike TV of it all, and how golf might be the worst sport.

We have returned, and in the absence of our beloved Valley crew, we ventured all the way back to 2003 to find the Jax and Brittany of the early aughts. That's right, we're recapping Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica! Join us as we discuss how Newlyweds is basically The Valley, relive the magic of flip phones, and recount Langan's high school theater history (unrelated but still good to know).

We face our first week without The Valley to anchor us and stare into the void that is the future. We discuss potential new shows to cover and new formats to explore. Do we remain in the Bravoverse? Do we become NPR? What is Mosaic hiding??? All in a day's pod!

The promised part two of our finale episode! We're still processing whatever we experienced at Jax's but we get it together enough to recap The Valley finale in all its glory. The soft opening of Jax's Studio City, tone policing while pregnant, Kristen's Air Sculpt adventure, etc. Then we bathe in the aftermath of two titanic divorces and contemplate the future of the show.

Well well well. The finale is finally here. We promised a surprise and here it is: a two parter! Part one - we're reporting live(ish) from the world famous Jax's Studio City. You read that right! Boots on the ground, baby! Listen as we document our entire epic journey, from the anxious planning stages to the dissecting of our mental state afterward.

Part two will go live tomorrow with our episode recap, so stay tuned!

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It's part 2 of definitely NOT the finale episode, and we're still trapped in Big Bear with the gang! Janet's baby shower, the boys' chaotic fishing trip, and a peak behind the iron curtain that is Nia and Danny's relationship? They are not slowing down! We're presented with everyone's fantasies only to discover our new one: gentlemen's lunch.

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It's our podcast and we'll vocal fry if we want to! Langan and Frankie address their first bad review and accept its message with love and light while another cherished listener email spreads the news: Zach is getting booked!

Meanwhile, in Big Bear Lake, everyone's marriages are on thin ice. The men are crying, the women are cooking, Brittany is vomiting, and Zach is posting ominous Instagram stories. Another full moon for the Valley crew!

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The season's penultimate episode finds us in the Aspen of San Bernardino, Big Bear! In addition to the babymoon of a lifetime (NOT a friends trip!!!), we learn more about Jesse's time away at overnight camp, discover Kristen and Luke have never had a conversation, and witness Brittany barf on the side of the road. And that's not all! We have been gifted with yet ANOTHER Cameo - and this one puts Zack's to shame!

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This one's huge, Valley gang! We're joined by our east coast correspondent and renowned Bravo scholar, Lisa Kleinman, to tell the tale of meeting Jax and Brittany at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. We discuss the hibachi dinner heard 'round the world, James Mae 2.0, and plant-based therapy retreats. OH, AND! A very special Cameo from someone on the cast encourages us to keep doing the pod.

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