Woof, this episode! Both Langan and Frankie are exhausted and it shows. We spend the whole time complaining about this current iteration of the franchise. Is there hope for the RHONY new class? Will we jump ship in a couple episodes? Only time will tell!

Another week in NY and this one is a doozy. JFL's child! Ubah's wigs! Scientology! And that's not all: HE SOLD THEIR BITCOIN. We're absolutely reeling.

WE'RE BACK and we're covering the new season of RHONY. Sorry haters!!!

We talk Mormon wives, America's reality show aka the vice presidential debate, and begin our journey down the road of season 15.

The fall of the house of Cauchi!!! That's right, we're back and we're getting into it. We discuss this newest relationship update, as well as check in on the other cast members and rage about It Ends With Us, which, yes, we did go see in theaters. It's good to be back in The Valley!

OKAY we finally have it: our finale episode of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica! We enjoy Jessica's Alice In Wonderland themed birthday, witness Nick destroy the bee population in LA, and head off into the sunset in a hot air balloon. Join us as we say au revoir to the toxic marriage that shaped us as a nation.

The Lachey-Simpson household will never know peace after Nick and Jessica tackle redecorating and making music videos for their respective singles (but with very different budgets). We also watch Nick nearly kill himself moving Ikea-ish furniture, experience pre-Armchair Expert Dax, and talk about our favorite astrologers.

We continue our journey down the rabbit hole of Nick and Jessica, episodes 105 and 106. America's favorite couple are all over the map these days: the city of love (Cincinnati) for Nick's grandmother's wedding, Florida to support the troops, and the Bahamas to terrorize the local beaches. We're in it to win it with Nick and Jessica and you cannot tear us away!!!

And we're back at it again with episodes 103 + 104 of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. As we find more parallels between Nick + Jessica and Jax + Brittany, we also talk camping, the Spike TV of it all, and how golf might be the worst sport.

We have returned, and in the absence of our beloved Valley crew, we ventured all the way back to 2003 to find the Jax and Brittany of the early aughts. That's right, we're recapping Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica! Join us as we discuss how Newlyweds is basically The Valley, relive the magic of flip phones, and recount Langan's high school theater history (unrelated but still good to know).

We face our first week without The Valley to anchor us and stare into the void that is the future. We discuss potential new shows to cover and new formats to explore. Do we remain in the Bravoverse? Do we become NPR? What is Mosaic hiding??? All in a day's pod!