The promised part two of our finale episode! We're still processing whatever we experienced at Jax's but we get it together enough to recap The Valley finale in all its glory. The soft opening of Jax's Studio City, tone policing while pregnant, Kristen's Air Sculpt adventure, etc. Then we bathe in the aftermath of two titanic divorces and contemplate the future of the show.

Well well well. The finale is finally here. We promised a surprise and here it is: a two parter! Part one - we're reporting live(ish) from the world famous Jax's Studio City. You read that right! Boots on the ground, baby! Listen as we document our entire epic journey, from the anxious planning stages to the dissecting of our mental state afterward.

Part two will go live tomorrow with our episode recap, so stay tuned!

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It's part 2 of definitely NOT the finale episode, and we're still trapped in Big Bear with the gang! Janet's baby shower, the boys' chaotic fishing trip, and a peak behind the iron curtain that is Nia and Danny's relationship? They are not slowing down! We're presented with everyone's fantasies only to discover our new one: gentlemen's lunch.

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It's our podcast and we'll vocal fry if we want to! Langan and Frankie address their first bad review and accept its message with love and light while another cherished listener email spreads the news: Zach is getting booked!

Meanwhile, in Big Bear Lake, everyone's marriages are on thin ice. The men are crying, the women are cooking, Brittany is vomiting, and Zach is posting ominous Instagram stories. Another full moon for the Valley crew!

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The season's penultimate episode finds us in the Aspen of San Bernardino, Big Bear! In addition to the babymoon of a lifetime (NOT a friends trip!!!), we learn more about Jesse's time away at overnight camp, discover Kristen and Luke have never had a conversation, and witness Brittany barf on the side of the road. And that's not all! We have been gifted with yet ANOTHER Cameo - and this one puts Zack's to shame!

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This one's huge, Valley gang! We're joined by our east coast correspondent and renowned Bravo scholar, Lisa Kleinman, to tell the tale of meeting Jax and Brittany at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. We discuss the hibachi dinner heard 'round the world, James Mae 2.0, and plant-based therapy retreats. OH, AND! A very special Cameo from someone on the cast encourages us to keep doing the pod.

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Just when we think we're out, the Mondrian pulls us back in. It's Date Night!

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Langan caught up to Scandoval! Golf carts are a death trap! The Zach AI is close but needs more work!

Finally, the crew ends up back at the Chamber of Secrets (the Mondrian Hotel) to celebrate Jax's hair loss product (name pending), only to end up screaming at each other in a hallway (beautiful).

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Fun in the sun! A girls' night in Malibu/guys' day in the pool leads to discussions of postpartum depression, alcoholism, and marital instability. Join us as we devote all of our time/energy/money to figure out the hot mystery director haunting the halls of the Chateau.

Four weeks into the season and we're wondering if Luke is actually Cruz. Valley Fever is setting in!