Just when we think we're out, the Mondrian pulls us back in. It's Date Night!

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Langan caught up to Scandoval! Golf carts are a death trap! The Zach AI is close but needs more work!

Finally, the crew ends up back at the Chamber of Secrets (the Mondrian Hotel) to celebrate Jax's hair loss product (name pending), only to end up screaming at each other in a hallway (beautiful).

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Fun in the sun! A girls' night in Malibu/guys' day in the pool leads to discussions of postpartum depression, alcoholism, and marital instability. Join us as we devote all of our time/energy/money to figure out the hot mystery director haunting the halls of the Chateau.

Four weeks into the season and we're wondering if Luke is actually Cruz. Valley Fever is setting in!

Langan and Frankie witness a harrowing moment - someone in LA is called a Republican. Meanwhile we meet a few good workers and find out where billionaires park their yachts (Jax's Studio City).

Are you allowed to be friends with a friend's ex after they break up, especially if their current partner is bad TV? Can there be a boys night without a girls night happening simultaneously? Have we fixed our recording issues? These questions and more as we venture into episode 2.

Hitting Golf Balls on a Screen with Boys? Chin lipo? Party Tattoos? The Valley is where we need to be.