Yes we've been absent and yes we abandoned RHONY, but we're better than ever, baby (we're so tired)! We ease into the warm bath that is RHOBH in its newest season, and it feels so right. Surrealism! Separation! Jennifer Tilly!

RHONY has some life to it yet and we're here for it! From the hallways of Coveteur magazine to the 9:45 tanning appointments, we see a glimmer of hope. Jessel's outfit changes! JFL's clown energy! Another beautiful week in the Big Apple.

Trigger warning: this was recorded last week before any election results were in, so the vibe is...different. Lighter. Just a heads up.

Okay yes this ep is two weeks late and YES the audio quality is bad. WE'RE DOING OUR BEST.

This week we're back in the Hamptons in the house that Bitcoin built, talking about the new RHOBH trailer, the Wickham Man's viral moment, and how tired we are. Join us!

Woof, this episode! Both Langan and Frankie are exhausted and it shows. We spend the whole time complaining about this current iteration of the franchise. Is there hope for the RHONY new class? Will we jump ship in a couple episodes? Only time will tell!

Another week in NY and this one is a doozy. JFL's child! Ubah's wigs! Scientology! And that's not all: HE SOLD THEIR BITCOIN. We're absolutely reeling.

WE'RE BACK and we're covering the new season of RHONY. Sorry haters!!!

We talk Mormon wives, America's reality show aka the vice presidential debate, and begin our journey down the road of season 15.

The fall of the house of Cauchi!!! That's right, we're back and we're getting into it. We discuss this newest relationship update, as well as check in on the other cast members and rage about It Ends With Us, which, yes, we did go see in theaters. It's good to be back in The Valley!

OKAY we finally have it: our finale episode of Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica! We enjoy Jessica's Alice In Wonderland themed birthday, witness Nick destroy the bee population in LA, and head off into the sunset in a hot air balloon. Join us as we say au revoir to the toxic marriage that shaped us as a nation.

The Lachey-Simpson household will never know peace after Nick and Jessica tackle redecorating and making music videos for their respective singles (but with very different budgets). We also watch Nick nearly kill himself moving Ikea-ish furniture, experience pre-Armchair Expert Dax, and talk about our favorite astrologers.

We continue our journey down the rabbit hole of Nick and Jessica, episodes 105 and 106. America's favorite couple are all over the map these days: the city of love (Cincinnati) for Nick's grandmother's wedding, Florida to support the troops, and the Bahamas to terrorize the local beaches. We're in it to win it with Nick and Jessica and you cannot tear us away!!!