Bree says `I do' in a fairy-tale wedding (for 5 minutes), Edie gets an unexpected houseguest, Susan and offensively English Ian have their first date while their respective lovers are still in comas, and Xaio-Mei delivers Gaby and Carlos's long-awaited bundle of joy?

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