We're Going to Tell: A Desperate Housewives Podcast

WE SAW WICKED! Christy and Summer discuss it ... A lot.

Susan calls the cops on Orson, Bree stages a dramatic dinner party, Lynette is dealing with sociopath Kayla, and Gaby learns she's not ready to date.

... also sorry sound is all over the place tried to record in person again. :(

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In this episode, Bree and Susan fight over whose man killed Monique, Gaby falls for the dad of one of the little girls she coaches, and Lynette accidentally sets an angry mob on Art.

Summer and Christy talk Wicked, mostly.

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(Sorry if it sounds like we're underwater at points we are working on it!!!) Plus we're EARLY this week instead of devastatingly late ;)

In this episode, Gaby teaches little girls how to become models, Lynette's suspicions of Art reach new heights, Susan makes an enemy of Ian's butler Rupert, and Bree tries to do what she thinks is in Gloria's best interests.

Summer and Christy talk Halloween 2024 and Miss Sabrina Carpenter, the World Series, and obviously WICKED!

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In this episode, Gaby goes back to modeling, Lynette tries to quell Parker's fears, Susan tries to discipline Julie, and Bree brings Orson's mother back into his life.

Summer and Christy discuss dog attacks, Paris, the Jonas Brothers, the Golden Girls, accidental theft, and more.

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Carolyn Bigsby officially loses it.

Summer and Christy discuss their perspectives on the mishaps of Summer's zany birthday party, annoying agents, having the spins, Z-O-M-B-I-E-S, and much more!

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The women get druuuuunk! Susan gets back together with Ian after seeing Mike snuggling up to Edie, Lynette and Tom have a fight over the pizza restaurant, Bree is being harassed by Carolyn Bisbee, and Gabby falls for one of Carlos schemes.

Summer and Christy talk birthday woes, terrible men, new phones, and more..

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In this episode, Lynette is dismayed to learn Tom's new dream is to open a pizzeria, Susan tries to jog Mike's memory and kidnaps him, Gaby and Carlos keep trying to one-up each other, and Bree disciplines Danielle who seeks constant attention.

Summer and Christy discuss free ice cream, spotted lantern flies, hot dog speakeasies and tiki bars, and more.

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In this episode, MIKE DELFINO WAKES UP FROM HIS COMA! Too bad Susan is in the mountains with Ian when it happens...Lynette struggles with Parker's lack of athleticism, Gaby tries to convince Carlos she doesn't love him anymore and that they won't get back together, and Bree learns a truth about Andrew that horrifies her, and then one about Danielle that also horrifies her.

Summer and Christy chat Summer's most desperate moment to date about an evil cheating man, wedding day fiascos, Christy's solo trip to the beach in Santa Barbara, and more.

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The girls are all going away! Gabby and Lynette go on a spa trip that takes some unexpected turns, Susan and Ian go to the mountains, and Bree cancels her honeymoon to go find Andrew. Meanwhile on the lane, sparks are flying with Julie and Austin and Mike wakes up!!

Christy and Summer talk public transportation struggles and how fun it is to be a girl.

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In this episode, Bree is getting married to Orson (to the girls' chagrin), Lynette tries to pair Nora up with literally any man at all, Gaby and Carlos's divorce gets underway, and Susan goes on a mess of a date with Ian.

Christy and an inebriated Summer talk blasts from the past, run-ins with modern-day crooners, the sweet scent of cat food, and more.

Talking about DHW starts at 19:50.

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