Phat Dabs In The Morning

it's all connected man


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three months into this year and the word of the day seems to be conspiracy. Diddy getting busted, Baltimore bridge goes down, eclipse on the way and the return of the Lord or whatever the fuck they saying right now, apparently it's all connected man. there's a bunch of mental gymnastics going on in the world and no one can seem to stick the landing and we here at phat dabs in the morning and the hidden sesh village would like to be near none of that nonsense. so instead of any of that, your bowl mates decided to take these bowl and rig hits and just see where the tv sends us tonight. so in-between random as seen on tv ads and silly wisdom and flashbacks in life that only we can bring to your ears. the sesh even comes to our Beavis and Butt-Head shit as we watch the classic kill bill volume one and let me tell you folks when you put real world logic to it, it is fun as hell. also let me tell you that kill bill still holds up all these years later. is it a surprise you or for that matter us absolutely not. we throw a few more commercials from the 90s all which seem to revolve around malt liquor. apparently the malt liquor craze started around this time. also we decide to take a look at the anti weed commercials from back in the day and let us tell you half of them made me wonder where I could get what they were having. I want weed where I melt into the couch dammit. sell me some shit that makes me look compacted. good Lord the propaganda was mid back in the day we trying to tell you. trust us it did nothing to make us change our minds about weed. like at all. well maybe the talking dog one and let's not forget the one where your boys hit the bong and then make out. yes that is an actual commercial look it up. we promise we could not make this shit up if we were able to. hell look at the world right now could you make any of this up if you tried?? you probably couldn't. we assure you that you couldn't. at least April is coming up with our third annual episode 420 complete with more dabs and good smoke on a Saturday night and a look at the classic bullshit reefer madness and other good stoner shit for the most wonderful day of the year. you know outside of your teller's birthday eight days later. the big 45 is around the corner for your teller and year three in the village, who knows what comes next but another year another phat dab to smoke in the sunrise. oh and before we forget,Mr McFarlane, family guy is one thing, the Cleveland show is one thing, the Ted series is actually great, but this good times reboot tho??? we need to talk Seth. don't worry about these niggas behind me with weapons they just wanna talk to you as well. about hurting you. which is exactly what we're gonna do once we're done talking. come on Seth let's talk about it.

#noseriouslysethletstalkaboutit

#youneedtogetfuckedupforthisone

#floridaevansscreamingdamndamndamnfromthegrave

#yougoingtojaildiddy

#noteverythingisconnected

#sometimesthingshappenbeyondyourcontrol

#theworldisfuckedupincaseyouforgot

#butmancommercialswerebetterbackintheday

#justthrowingshitatthewalltoseewhatstuck

#killbillstilltheshit

#antiweedcommercialsarefullofshit

#youtriedtosayweedmakesyoumakeoutwithyourboys

#theyhaveneversmokedweedbeforeiamcertain

#smokeymcbongwater

#mandy

#guyonthecouch

#gorillagripgoblinthatcockandballssammysam

#originalgerudo

#smokehokage

#wegonfuckyouupforthisseth

#whothefuckaskedforagoodtimesremake

#whoiask

#weshouldbesmoking

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Phat Dabs In The MorningBy Corey Starks