Steve attracts a wide range of dental hygienists to his mouth, from the hygienist-you-wouldn't-bring-home-to-mother to the lady who mistook vinegar for maple syrup. Meanwhile, Jason loves his hygienist and can't suffer anyone else to touch his teeth. And Steve says he appreciated the dullard who comforted him during a difficult dental procedure. Finally, both guys agree that a brief questionnaire should be completed before someone is allowed to access their mouths.