It's Got Star Trek

Trip and T'Pol chat for a bit without any massages at all. Join your chilly hosts as they discuss silly Vulcans, silly humans, pecan pie, Connor Trinneer's consistently brilliant delivery, Mayweather messing up his legs all the time, drug use, the Pizza Hut commercial that played before TMNT 1990 on VHS, and a few other things too! Oh, one of those other things is Dan's recently introduced segment called something along the lines of "Get to Know Your Hosts" - this week's question we all respond to is "Do you mind if the food on your plate touches?" Note that Dan does not ask this question as directly as represented here, but instead makes it much more entertaining and engaging and time-consuming. Also, Patrick does some bad Irish accents but we believe that it makes sense in the context of the conversation - at least Patrick asserts as much, Dan and Jesse seem less convinced. That's probably sufficient information to entice (or repel) prospective podcast listeners.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We discuss Zefram Cochrane and other fun things about Star Trek: The Original Series' "Metamorphosis"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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Some fella shows up and totally janks Jadzia's worm bits. Join your evacuated hosts as they discuss one of the more memorable worm-heists in Star Trek history. We have things to say about this Verad guy, he seems kinda lame. Quark is fun. Hmmm, it's a relatively straightforward and enjoyable episode of the IGST podcast, so give it a shot. There are like, maybe, 2 proper laugh out loud (aka "LOL") moments.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We discuss rascally Vulcans and frozen craziness in Star Trek: Enterprise's "Breaking the Ice"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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Tuvok and Janeway conspire to finally get Neelix off the ship. Join your Neelixed hosts as they discuss a controversial character's final goodbye. This is a fun episode of the podcast, with lots of goofy gags and clever comments! The episode did not provide fodder for any of Dan's games, however, so that was a bummer. At one point Patrick and Dan get too testy with each other and Jesse is all like "Oh man!" but in the end everything was fine. Dan and Patrick are going to see Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey on Tuesday, so we can presume they still love each other so so much. Especially considering Patrick has seen it in the theaters twice already, but is eager to see it again. Proper discussion of the episode starts at the beginning of the second segment (i dunno, maybe around 30ish minutes in?). Listener male and host-related nonsense occupies the bulk of the first segment. The final segment has amazing content, but you shouldn't skip ahead cause there are probably many amazing callbacks and such. Oh! I think Jesse says the phrase "Oh my word!" or something to that effect multiple times.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Voyager, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We discuss belly-worm-focused Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's "Invasive Procedures"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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A reinvigorated Tasha Yar goes on a wild new adventure! Join your slightly-altered hosts as they discuss this classic-making combination of straightforward and largely logical time travel plot, clever production design, subtle adjustments to characterization, and Shooter McGavin. Also, Tasha Yar! Note that in an effort to be more like mainstream podcasts we have spent the first 10 minutes talking about off-topic and largely impenetrable inside jokes. The remainder of the podcast is a 100% serious, on-topic, and highly engaging discussion of "Yesterday's Enterprise" with only a few examples of Patrick clearly enjoying the sound of his own voice too much.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We discuss Star Trek: Voyager's "Homestead"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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Uhura and Uhura take care of business. Join your time-shifted hosts as they discuss the fourth season finale of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds. This discussion includes all sorts of things. Clever things! It is a long episode. We could frame that as being a cool bonus thing but we know our listeners are too "with it" to be fooled. But it is all good content. Quite good! Listen and decise for yourself!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We switch back to classic Trek with our discussion of "Yesterday's Enterprise"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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La'An resolves her internal conflict with a little help from her imaginary friends. Join your fae hosts as they discuss an episode that leverages fairytale tropes and D&D logic to produce a richly produced, beautifully acted, and deliciously fun story of character growth and tomfoolery. We also discuss in the ins-and-outs of "Doody Or No Doody", lament the fact that, for the first time, no one submitted any guesses for WTHHIHTB, and complain a little bit about Pelia's swift and largely unremarked-upon departure. Also, Dan scolds Jesse for talking over his clips, and Patrick retreats into an Ed Sheeran-like position of cowardice poorly masked by humor. Mostly though we have a blast discussing this fun episode of Strange New Worlds - like, a dragon attacks the Enterprise!! It's as if a Lower Decks plot come to life!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We conclude our weekly coverage of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' fourth season with our discussion of "Tomorrow's Enterprise"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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Badmiral madness almost costs Kirk his head. Join your groovy hosts as they discuss solid plotting, excellent acting, and old-school episode structure. Also, there is talk of menses that avoided any connection or reference to the movie Crimson Tide! There is some minor reference to German poop shelves this episode, but largely in passing. Oh, and we got a rare voicemail sent in while we were recording which will no doubt excite and amuse all who enjoy this particular Star Trek podcast.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We continue our weekly coverage of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' fourth season with our discussion of "Once La'An a Time"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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A goofy premise accommodates intense character growth. Join your melodramatic hosts as they discuss a controversial premise, seemingly missing scenes, engaging production design and acting, and, of course, space madness! Also, we talk about German poop shelves - rather aggressively, actually.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We continue our weekly coverage of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' fourth season with our discussion of "Orders of Magnitude"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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Things go crazy on the Enterprise - and in the podcast studio. That's right folks - this is the "It's Got Star Trek battles a wicked summer storm" episode! Join your frightened hosts as they discuss cool things in this episode, and some other things that maybe weren't as cool but still not a big deal, and also some talk about beautiful sci-fi visuals. Then a storm attacks our power and we fight back as best we can! In this case, that means reconvening a few days later remotely using poor quality equipment and squeeze out the last segment of the podcast. Prepare yourselves for an intense, exciting, brilliant, and ultimately confusing and hard to follow episode of IGST!!

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Here is the link to the teaser trailer for Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country that Patrick talked about during the episode. Patrick asserts that this is one of the best trailers ever produced. Patrick still gets the same full-body shivers watching the trailer today that he got seeing among the front matter of a video cassette in early 1991. Patrick is getting similar shivers just thinking about it as he writes about himself in the third-person. Patrick enjoys tingly body sensations brought on by various stimuli, including - but not limited to - really good commercials. Oh, I almost forgot, here's the actual link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Apv2Bc3bt6w

Note that there are versions of this teaser trailer online with better visual quality, but they all crop the 4:3 to 16:9, which disrupts the pacing of the images displayed on...hmm...well...no spoilers, but you'll see what I mean when you watch it. I'm Patrick - I've dispensed with the third-person because it was feeling pretentious and unnecessarily cumbersome given the amount of prose I've ended up writing. Anyway, check out the higher-resolution clips after you watch the above and form your own judgments. Cheers!

Next week: We continue our weekly coverage of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' fourth season with our discussion of "Like Chronitons Through the Hourglass"

Note that this and all episodes of the It’s Got Star Trek podcast contain explicit language and, frankly, an unnecessary amount of offensive content, so the show is intended only for adults and really really cool kids.

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A whimsical narrative device enables fun character development. Join your marionette-like hosts as they discuss intense fan reactions, big swings, engaging direction and choreography, and no doubt a bunch of other super interesting stuff. Also, goofy gamez and totally relevant asides that help make the hosts seem more down-to-earth and relatable than their powerful shiny podcast personalities would otherwise suggest.

Spoiler warning! We dive right into a detail-rich discussion of this episode of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, so if you haven’t had a chance to see it yet – beware!

Next week: We continue our weekly coverage of Star Trek: Strange New Worlds' fourth season with our discussion of "Off-Hour"

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