It's Hallmark with an Ax (Silent Night Deadly Night 2025)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025): A remake that decided "what if we made the killer sympathetic and also gave him a Venom-style relationship with his murder suit?"
Rowan Campbell returns to horror after Halloween Ends, once again playing the tortured guy nobody trusted
The Nazi barn scene: Makes zero geographic sense. Maximum entertainment value. Very Indiana Jones.
A spirited debate about why modern horror will gleefully show you intestines but treats consensual nudity like radioactive material
Budget: $750k. Box office: $3 million. Verdict: Added to the annual Christmas horror rotation.
Brief tangent about Luigi Mangione, because of course
Levi's history lesson on Christmas drinking traditions—turns out our ancestors got absolutely hammered for 12 days straight and we've been cowards ever since
Coming up: New Year's episode with the Baldwin boys
It's Hallmark with an Ax (Silent Night Deadly Night 2025)
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025): A remake that decided "what if we made the killer sympathetic and also gave him a Venom-style relationship with his murder suit?"
Rowan Campbell returns to horror after Halloween Ends, once again playing the tortured guy nobody trusted
The Nazi barn scene: Makes zero geographic sense. Maximum entertainment value. Very Indiana Jones.
A spirited debate about why modern horror will gleefully show you intestines but treats consensual nudity like radioactive material
Budget: $750k. Box office: $3 million. Verdict: Added to the annual Christmas horror rotation.
Brief tangent about Luigi Mangione, because of course
Levi's history lesson on Christmas drinking traditions—turns out our ancestors got absolutely hammered for 12 days straight and we've been cowards ever since
Coming up: New Year's episode with the Baldwin boys