Episode Description: “Have you ever found yourself in the most feminine place in Austin, eating small bites and spotting NBA legends?” 🤔

This episode of The JB and Sandy Show is a whirlwind tour through Austin’s quirkiest corners and biggest moments! JB and Sandy recount their Friday adventure at House Wine—a spot so decked out in pillows and tapestries, Sandy jokes, “It looks like the inside of Jeannie’s bottle!” The menu? All charcuterie boards and dainty bites, leaving Sandy hungry for more.

Key moments you can’t miss:

• 🍷 House Wine Hijinks: The hosts describe their outing to House Wine, a place “very, very nice for women and gay men,” with decor straight out of a fantasy. Sandy admits, “I thought he was going to eat the wooden plant!” The charcuterie boards just weren’t enough for these hungry hosts.
• 🎸 Live Music & Local Legends: JB’s musician friend Kevin (Wiretree) serenades the group with stripped-down covers of R.E.M. and Depeche Mode. The vibe is intimate, and the conversation flows as easily as the wine.
• 🐔 Chicken & Swampy Scents: The crew gets a whiff of delicious chicken from Frisas next door—mixed with the swampy aroma of Bolden Creek. “That’s confusing for your senses,” they laugh.
• 🏀 Spurs Legend Sighting: The hosts spot Sean Elliott, San Antonio Spurs legend and kidney transplant survivor, strolling South First. Sandy marvels, “It’s remarkable how huge those humans are. They won the genetic lottery!”
• 🏒 Olympic Hockey Triumph: The show celebrates both the men’s and women’s U.S. hockey teams beating Canada for gold. Sandy jokes, “Just remind Canada that they’re Canada. We’re America. You’re Canada. So take that!”
• 🥌 Curling Chaos: JB compares curling to “nookie,” playing hilarious audio clips and riffing on the sport’s odd mix of slow and fast, with shouts of “More, more, more!” The segment is pure comedy gold.

Memorable moments and quotes:

• “It looks like an I Dream of Jeannie—the inside of her bottle.”
• “I thought he was going to eat the wooden plant!”
• “Just remind Canada that they’re Canada. We’re America. You’re Canada. So take that!”
• “Curling is oddly like nookie… slow to fast to not too fast to slower, slower down, faster, faster, slow. More, more, more!”

This episode is packed with laughter, local flavor, and the kind of real talk that makes you feel like you’re right there in the studio. Don’t miss out—hit play now!

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