Its Not The Length

Its Not The Length

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Its Not The Length episodes

  • G-MAC on the 'Best Day Ever At Nazaré'
    With one of the biggest, cleanest and most beautiful swells ever ridden in Europe hitting 29/10/20, we catch up with Garrett G-MAC McNamara to get his insights into how big it really was, who ruled it... and his thoughts on the alleged fisticuffs that went down between battling tow crews in giant surf.
    Plus:
    - Paul & Ben wrap up on the WSL's Euro Cup of Surfing: Mondy's Italo Ferreira soggy bum kick and Paul's Kikas t-shirt shame
    - Discuss the curious appeal of Surf Ranch loggers as tubby fibbers
    - Wonder if anybody, ever has spent 30 mins in a Boardriders store?
    - Reveal what an adolescent Mondy did over 10 times per day, everyday, much to the dismay of his poor mum
    - And play a brand new quote-based quiz: What C*nt Said That?
    Running time: 50m10s
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    51 min
  • How To Read Water with Tristan Gooley
    The Natural Navigator Tristan Gooley joins the show to talk about reading nature's clues and signs.
    Sunday Times best-selling author and the only person to have both sailed and flown across the Atlantic solo, Tristan specialises in taking queues from the natural world in order to make a mind map of our surroundings.
    An excerpt from his brilliant book 'How To Read Water', (How to see the Pacific in a Pond) features in the forthcoming Wavelength print issue 259 (out 31/10/20)
    Subscribe here: https://shop.wavelengthmag.com/collections/subscription-offers).
    Head to https://www.naturalnavigator.com/ and use code WAVE10 to get 10% off Tristan's Beginner's Guide To Natural Navigation online course.
    Running time 42m40s
    Topics:
    Natural navigation - what is it?
    Lockdown & getting outdoors
    Solving natural puzzles
    Does water have character & personality?
    Surfing & reading weather
    Wind shifts & fronts
    Seeing natural phenomena before they happen
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    43 min
  • Ep 19: Autumn You Little Beauty!
    Wavelength Magazine's It's Not The Length Podcast, your favourite surf culture and social commentary on demand audio entertainment returns with the full potency and authority of a crisp autumnal groundswell.
    Hosts Evans and Mondy mull over surf news, reflect upon their own ever evolving roles as major assets to the global wave-riding community, and bring you insights that other podcasts simply cannot muster.
    A brand new quiz feature, WSL vs WSL sees Mondy test his knowledge of the Wozzle and the Women's Super League, while Social Media Police return in full riot gear to make key arrests in the nick of time.
    Topics up for discussion include:
    - WSL Countdown Series Euro Cup of Surfing
    - Mondy's Internet Purple Patch
    - Is Joel Tudor shit?
    - Facemask beach letter and imbeciles in giant vehicles
    - Geoff Lawton, Dave Rastovich and the 3rd best description of surfing ever
    - Something about Mick Fanning (classic Mondy)
    and so much more.
    Running time: 66 mins
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    Proudly supported by www.fourfivecbd.co.uk
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    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep 18: Live at Le Camping / Niccolo Porcella / Mondy vs Barr
    Paul Evans & Ben Mondy are back to mull over surf news and air their own surf views in the midst of smoking hot mid summer madness.
    Paul finds himself billeted on a (windy) campsite in Capbreton SW France living the dream, while Ben joins from his WSL propaganda lair in an undisclosed location in SE England.
    Running time: 42m15s
    2m00s: Intro & summer debrief
    12m50s: No That's Good
    Australia E Coast Swell / Quik Pro France relegated to QS / WL Drive In Cinema / Wozzle Speciality Events
    23m12s: oh That's Bad
    RIP Derek Ho / Bobby Martinez on BG pod
    29m10s: Ad break
    30m40s: Niccolo Porcella
    33m50s: Are You Smarter Than A Smooth Talkin' Matt Barr Steward?
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    42 min
  • Blue Juice Special: Sean Pertwee & Carl Prechezer
    With Wavelength Drive In Cinema showcasing the classic Brit surf feature Blue Juice 24-26th July 2020 on the clifftops of Watergate Bay, Paul Evans catches up with Sean Pertwee and director Carl Prechezer to reflect on the making of the movie.
    Sean, back in London after six years in NYC shooting Gotham, reveals how the film was the best project he's ever been involved in and the bonds he still has with the Cornish surf community in St Agnes that welcomed him and the crew 25 years ago.
    The 1995 film, Film4's first ever theatrical release, received a warm reception from the critics and provided a Brit counterpoint to Point Break (also showing at Wavelength's Drive In Cinema summer!)with a warm characterisation of the times, where Cool Britannia meets the Cornish surf scene in an entertaining rollick through British shred sensibilities at a time when king skins and Gary Abletts were as much a part of the scene as a banana rockered Fluid Juice (no relation) 6’3” x 17 3/4” with Nose Guard.
    Get your tickets here:
    https://shop.wavelengthmag.com/collections/drive-in-cinema
    Running time: 41m43s
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    33 min
  • The Greatest Surf Contest Ever: 2006 Rip Curl Search WCT 'Somewhere in Mexico'
    Paul Evans chats with Andy Higgins, former Rip Curl International Events Director about the competition many believe to be the greatest tour event ever held, the 2006 Rip Curl Search WCT 'Somewhere in Mexico'.
    Andy Irons won the event in perfect grinding righthand sand point surf at a venue only referred to in the media as 'La Jolla'. As for the surf, Slater gushed, “This place is better than the Gold Coast and better than Jeffrey's”.
    Higgo travelled to Mexico on a scouting mission in 2005, surfed the place for a week and was happy to report back at Rip Curl HQ that the venue was, in fact, very much good enough for the Championship Tour.
    Following the event, word inevitably got out as to the exact location, now known as Barra de la Cruz.
    Get the inside scoop on how the project came together, what the event was like to experience on the ground at the time, and the legacy of the Search CT events.
    Running time: 43min 20s
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    44 min
  • Ep17 Wavelength vs Beach Grit! Featuring Derek Rielly & Chas Smith
    As if your regular gentleman broadcaster hosts, Evans P and Mondy B weren't enough to deliver the finest in surf themed on demand audio entertainment, this time INTL invites Beach Grit's Derek Rielly & Chas Smith on the show to compete in a battle of wits.
    The Greatest Surf Quiz In The World Ever sees Team Evans & Rielly take on Team Smith & Mondy in two rounds of probing quizzing:
    1. Specialist Subjects // 2. General Surf Knowledge
    Running order:
    2m 10s Intro with Chas Smith
    Rd 1 Specialist Subjects:
    4m 55s Chas on Surfing & Smoke
    9m 55s Derek on Filipe Toledo's Big Wave Career
    13m 30s Evans on 'Welcome To Paradise Now Go To Hell' by Chas Smith
    20m 55s Derek reads from 'The Heart Is A Lonely Hunter' by Carson McCullers
    23m 40s Ben on the 2019 WSL Qualifying Series
    Rd 2 General Knowledge:
    30m 30s Chas
    38m30s Derek
    42m30s Ben
    52m20s Paul
    57m outro
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    59 min
  • Right To Roam: In Conversation with Guy Shrubsole & Nick Hayes
    Have recent events made you double down on your appreciation of our coastlines and the waves that break on them?
    More specifically your right to access them?
    In this episode, Paul Evans chats to land justice campaigners Guy Shrubsole and Nick Hayes of LandJustice.uk about Right to Roam, and their books Who owns England? (Guy) and The Book of Trespass - Crossing the Lines That Divide England (Nick).
    While surfers and other coast users generally benefit from access to the intertidal zone in most of Britain, what about rights to free camping, wild swimming and broader access to the Natural Health System - the great outdoors - most of which tends to be walled off and inaccessible in England and Wales (Scotland introduced R2R in 2003.)
    With government plans afoot to change trespass from civil law to a criminal offence, Nick and Guy want you to get involved to protect rights to access our open spaces.
    Running Time: 49m20s
    Topics:
    Lockdown vibes
    Guy & Nick's relationships with wave riding
    Surfers as a subculture
    Paganism
    The current status quo & SW Coast Path
    The 11th Duke of Beaufort
    Scotland vs England
    The Natural Health Service
    MoD land
    Enclosure & abolition
    Free camping, nomads & New Age Travellers
    Romani 'gypsies' & Henri VIII
    Criminalising trespass
    Guy's book 'Who owns England?'
    The National Trust
    Nick's book 'The Book of Trespass'
    How to get involved
    Cover Illustration by Nick Hayes
    Get involved: https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/300139
    Extra special thanks to:
    @nickhayesillustration
    @guyshrubsole
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    50 min
  • Ep 16: It's The End of The World (Surf League) As We Know It!
    Evans & Mondy reconvene to consider all things lockdown, shred & life.
    Following recent announcements, could this be the end of the World Surf League as we know it? R-Cal doesn't seem to think so, your hosts aren't so sure.
    Mondy's efforts as part time freelance zero hours subcontractor co-scriptwriter on the WSL Surf Breaks has landed him 1/12th of a Webby Award nomination, with the famously hard to please judging panel claiming some of the technical quality of the writing reminded them of Marcel Proust's 'In The Shadow of Young Girls In Flower'.
    Impressive stuff.
    Elsewhere, hot topics include Zoom pub quizzes, Laird's sagging rig, and female longboarders' hang tens resembling 'the girly tuck'.
    Also, why does the Portuguese government hate the Malloys?
    How did joint 2020 CT wildcard L Fioravanti's juxtapose bad posture with female objectification?
    What app did Mondy use to order edibles on dark web?
    Running time: 49mins
    Running order:
    1m30s: Intro
    2m30s: Breaking News
    19m20s: Good
    26m10s: Bad
    43:20s: Mondy's UK place name game
    In association with www.FourFiveCBD.co.uk
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    49 min
  • In Conversation with Andy Martin, author of 'Surf Sweat & Tears'
    Paul Evans chats with Andy Martin, author of SURF, SWEAT & TEARS: The Epic Life & Mysterious Death of Edward George William Omar Deerhurst.
    Andy Martin may well be one of the cleverest people in surfing (podcast hosts included). A Cambridge University lecturer whose body of written work includes numerous books as well as surfing columns for The Times and The Independent, his latest book investigates the murky circumstances surrounding the 1996 death of his friend Viscount Ted Deerhurst, Britain's first ever professional surfer.
    Having been warned to stay away from a Waikiki stripper he'd fallen in love with known only as Lola, Deerhurst was found dead a short time later, while Andy was still on the North Shore.
    While the surf world has generally attributed a variety of causes of death, from drowning at Sunset to a heart attack in a hotel bathtub, Andy suspected foul play and returned to Hawaii to investigate.
    Paul caught up with Andy at his home in Cambridge over Zoom to find out more about the book, as well as Andy's surfing life.
    Running time: 26mins
    https://wavelengthmag.com/new-book-claims-britains-first-pro-surfer-lord-ted-was-murdered-in-hawaii/
    Order Surf, Sweat & Tears:
    https://www.orbooks.com/catalog/surf-sweat-and-tears/
    Stay tuned for It's Not The Length Ep 16, dropping soon.
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    26 min

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Paul Evans & Ben Mondy bring you the latest news and views from around the surf world in their light-hearted, heavily opinionated podcast It’s Not The Length.