This episode has everything no one asked for.

Kristy tells another incredibly embarrassing story (proof that humiliation builds character), we fall down a rabbit hole of AI-generated cat videos (they’re running the internet and possibly the government), and then - because why stay grounded - we outline our rules for when we become co-presidents of the United States.

Also Side Eye Society is now a federally protected form of expression.

We also reveal that the podcast is going international (passport stamps pending) and spiral into a debate over Halloween costumes that quickly becomes a personal attack.

If you came here for structure, you’re lost.