This episode has everything no one asked for.

Kristy tells another incredibly embarrassing story (proof that humiliation builds character), we fall down a rabbit hole of AI-generated cat videos (they’re running the internet and possibly the government), and then - because why stay grounded - we outline our rules for when we become co-presidents of the United States.

Also Side Eye Society is now a federally protected form of expression.

We also reveal that the podcast is going international (passport stamps pending) and spiral into a debate over Halloween costumes that quickly becomes a personal attack.

If you came here for structure, you’re lost.


After a dramatic hiatus, Side Eye Society is back. Kristy and Mileaux are catching up, spiraling over Tylenol, and Life of a Showgirl.

This episode is full of nonsense, nostalgia, and the kind of chaotic banter that makes you question why you are listening in the fist place.

We talk monarchy, headlining a comedy fest, and our favorite topic: Mileaux. It’s chaotic, it’s unfiltered, and it’s your official reintroduction to the society you never actually left.

Welcome to season two, bitches! Find out what we’ve been up to during our hiatus, get the scoop on what festival camping is REALLY like, and find out who we’re putting money on for the gorilla showdown. 

3 AM: waterboard self with spring water  

In this week’s VIDEO episode, watch Kristy pistol whip Mileaux with the reality of his mansplaining. Plus! Controversial opinions about ketchup, Italian food, and America’s sweetheart (you guessed it!) Casey Anthony. 

Don’t even know where to begin with this one. Fire up your devil’s lettuce and jump down the garbage chute of chaos with Kristy and Mileaux on this week’s episode as we discuss trending topics such as breast milk, Bhad Bhabie, and the dangers of podding under the influence. 

MUCH TO DISCUSS THIS WEEK! Planes doing barrel rolls, true crime conspiracies, and Luigi gagging us with a new selfie. Plus, Kristy and Mileaux showcase their impressive legal skills by explaining how they’d defend controversial public figures in court. xx

It's been A WEEK! We had the Grammy's, the Super Bowl, Drake's public execution, and near death experiences. This week's pod will have you gooped, gagged, and gasping with laughs - GUARANTEED. All aboard the plane to Pakistan, divas! 

On this week’s stroll down brainrot lane, Kristy and Mileaux put on their scholarly wigs for an educated discussion about these monster sex books y’all freaks been reading. Also hear how Kristy is dealing with the double roundhouse of getting hate crimed and then catfished in the same week. Could it be karma? You be the judge. 

In this week's episode, we tackle the hard-hitting questions on everyone's minds: is there love after lockup? How obese is too obese? Is Michael's overuse of the word "like" a legitimate speech impediment at this point, or is it just camp?

Gather around our digital campfire as we roast this week's lucky batch of topics - and each other. XOXO