LA is burning, the east coast is freezing, TikTok is banned and Kristy still isn’t caught up on SLC. 

2025 came out like a bad tuck during a cartwheel: swinging. 

Are we getting the ratchetry out of the way early or is this our sign to batten down the hatches for a bumpy year?

Listen to two brilliant biologically female scientists discuss in this week’s episode. 

Back from hiatus and back on our BS. It’s been a busy holiday season for Kristy and Mileaux! What have we been up to, you ask?  Fasten your wigs and seatbelts, divas, because it’s been a bumpy ride.

Join your brainrot besties for a chaotic download of this week’s tea. 

In this episode, Kristy and Mileaux discuss society’s most pressing issues: Weathermen, are they liars? Is Tyra Banks the founding father of modern media? Should we sexualize reindeer?

Get the answers you need and so much more.

In the wake of the election, Kristy and Mileaux are putting “United” back in USA. Instead of hating each other, direct your energy towards these everyday annoyances we can all agree to hate. From Bird scooters to marathon runners, hear our case why these are the real enemies of civilized society. Buckle up America, because this week we’re taking you on homicidal-AI-girlfriend fueled ride through escaped-test-monkey hell.

Also… we’re on camera now! Watch on YouTube @sideeyesociety

In this episode of Side Eye Society, Kristy struggles to escape the Karen allegations while Mileaux shows troubling signs of being a serial killer. 

Hear our (correct and valid) takes on cruise ships, scams, child rearing, and other criminal activity. 

In this hilariously chaotic episode of The Side Eye Society, Kristy and Mileaux dive into some intriguing insight with laughs, eye rolls, and the occasional gasp. 

Ever wondered what to do when you stumble upon a dead body? We tackle the topic of bizarre unexpected discoveries and how to handle them with grace—or maybe just a side eye.

Join Kristy Jones and Mileaux as they side eye their way through everything pop culture! From The Queen herself, Moo Deng, The Menedez Brothers, and how they feel about Chappel Roan's hatred of her self induced fame.