Get ready for a season of tears, chicken, institutional dictatorships, and a lot of steam on windows. On this episode, we rank our films from last season and pick our new six for this season.

Tried to create a parody film called Ears Narrow Open in the 5th grade, but I couldn't get past the planning stages. In this episode, we watched the 1999 film Eyes Wide Shut.

thought the Diamond Castle was like one of those 70's shower club places. In this episode, we watched the 2008 film Barbie & the Diamond Castle. Also, if you hear a lot of bonking sounds in the background, there was a wild duck with a stick in its mouth walking around the studio, hitting things.

I tried to do the "I Spartacus" thing at a coffee shop, and they all just stared at me. On this episode, we watched the 1960 film, Spartacus.

I finally found an editing software that works; hopefully, it makes this movie sound better than it is. In this episode, we watched the film Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper.

We watched a three-hour movie about an asshole. Now listen to a one-and-a-half-hour podcast with two assholes. We watched the 1975 film, Barry Lyndon.

I thought this was about 12 Dancing Dish Brushes. We begin this season watching the 2006 film Barbie in the 12 Dancing Princesses.

Instead of movies, we ranked flavors of Spam. In this episode, we ranked the movies from season 6 and previewed season 7.

Out of respect for the movie, we did not say the word "the" during this episode. In this episode, we watched the 1975 film French Connection II.

There will be a 15-minute po'boy break. In this episode, we watched the 2009 film Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans. Also, sorry we had to split this into two parts; there were problems with the editing software.