What do you get when you cross a naive domineering father, three disinterested daughters, a fly-by-night record company, and questionable interpretations of on-key performance and time signatures? Well, you get a hell of a backstory, for one.

Wandering Kyoto has only led to ruin. Attempting to read the text that has appeared on the walls brought us to an endless hallway, and we still have failed to establish contact with the giant infant in the next room over or the elephant that has appeared in the sky... what were we doing again?

It's as big as a battleship! It's as sturdy as a battleship! It's as indestructable as a battleship! It may or may not actually be a battleship! Either way, it's our new best friend.

It's our first episode! That's a good sign, right? To celebrate, we take a look at one of our favorite independent animators and discuss the best Nicktoons show ever to last six episodes.