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Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love" that made its debut on the Dr. Demento radio show many, many years ago and has been featured in his Funny Five more than a few times. Sadly, most of the nasty things in the song are still problems today. 

(FUN FACT: many Dr D's fans may not know that the version he plays was edited from the original we sent him. That's why we've posted here the slightly longer and a tad, um, nastier version.)