Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More

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The guys actually know some current pop stars but can’t pronounce Chappell Roan. Jim knows his pharma commercials. Tim comes down with Covid. And fashion without pants. We do lots of Labor Day sketches, there’s a quiz show that seems to be missing something, a song about suntans, and comic Jimmy Velvet, our first-ever guest.

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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This week the guys talk about the fickleness of fame and Tim's special relationship with poop. 

Then: what do you do with a Master’s in philosophy? Become a hostage negotiator, of course. Plus creative decor for your wiener. Sending your brooding kids to John Mellon Camp. Laughing off any embarrassing situation. And, a Midwest, summertime favorite-- Keith Richard's Faire!

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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Yeah sorry, due to circumstances beyond our control, we didn't post a show this week! Let us explain!!

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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The Duck Logic guys talk about sexist camera angles at the Olympics, the most annoying commercials, and playwrights that were chick magnets. Then we play sketches about a cop who plays by the book--- a very boring book, partying in a bar with celibates, and your sidewalk wants to get to know you.

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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The guys discuss the many uses for cotton swabs, Phish concerts performed on trampolines, and how Walter’s prostate surgeon was faking it. We’ve got sketches about a condom store that caters to “unusually shaped” men, things that don’t translate to audio, and a lost recording of 1930s cartoon: The Katzenjammer Kids.

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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The guys tell their shoplifting stories and Jim talks about the commercial he shot in a cabin in Utah. Also, there are sketches about student loans gone wrong, a song about the job market, and the upside to living with mom. Plus, of course, more!

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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Tim and Jim play The Celebrity Name Game against their better judgement and then Tim tells us about the abandonment issues he grew up with. There are sketches about what it costs to be an American, a restaurant where spitting is encouraged, and an interview with a carny. Plus, Chip Bitterman is back with more things that piss… him… off.

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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The guys learn the meaning of "Irish Twin." Jim talks about his mom and dad's sex life. And Tim explains his dream of becoming an ambulance.

Plus sketches: A French performance artist whose canvas is the beverage. First drafts of famous speeches. Satan's radio station. And more.

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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The guys talk about: how Walter’s mom occasionally got their toy poodle drunk. Jim’s kitten had a condition that caused it to run straight into walls. And Tim admits his renewed love of bears.

Sketches? An On Hold experience from hell. A really, really organic cereal. And Nick Savage, Military Seamstress, the unsung hero of WWII. Plus more!

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
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The guys talk about the first time Tim tried chewing tobacco and swallowed it. Then Jim explains how he was a really creepy toddler. We play sketches about a really unsafe prescription drug, non-essential oils, frozen pizzas explained, and coverage of the first-ever Guy Pride Parade. Plus: other stuff.

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• Theme song “Waiting” by Camp Edwards (more at Spotify, etc)
• Special thanks to zapsplat.com for most of our “canned” SFX

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