What kind of dating/wooing strategies would it take to earn the heart of Donkey Kong? And how much would they change if you were to go out with Link? Join Trent, Zeke, and Ryan as they discuss the different approaches to seducing 6 characters out of the Super Smash Bros Ultimate roster. 

You are a hive mind. You control everyone on earth except for one person. Your goal is to get him out of his comfortable office job and change his destiny forever. The possibilities are endless, and most we came up with were cruel. Micah and Liam join us this week for quite possibly the most bizarre yet hilarious discussion. Also, is this man really free if everyone around him isn’t? Think about it. . .

Trees. . . We all ought to appreciate them. But how would humanity respond if all trees suddenly gained consciousness and fought back??? As the "President of the United States", Zeke argues with his "Top Advisor", Trent, on what the best course of action will be. Will Zeke attempt to strike a deal? Or will he wage war? By know, you should probably have a good idea of what he would choose. 

What would you do if you suddenly swapped consciousness with your past, 8-year-old self? And what would your 8-year-old self do in your body? What kind of shenanigans would you get yourself into? Micah joins Trent and Zeke to answer all of these questions. Unfortunately, we only answer them for our own cases, not yours. We can't help you.

You might be surprised by this website's list of things never to do in the United States. Some of it is quite revealing. . . while some of it is quite obvious (at least according to Zeke). Please keep in mind that we are simple, ignorant Americans who did not refer to outside sources for this one.

Breaking News! Both of Micah's legs are broken and he cannot make it up the steps to attend mandatory chapel. Under normal conditions, this would not be problematic, but the crazy finals professor from Episode 10 gives Micah the ultimate choice: attend or die. Thus, Trent and Zeke join Micah as they travel through time to avoid the inevitable.

It's safe to say that no one really cares about sports anymore. Football? Lame. Soccer? Outdated. But what about a game where you can bring whatever you want and use (almost) any means necessary to win? Epic. We just reinvented sports. 

Attention! You have suddenly woken up, trapped in a cage at the pound. Do you escape? Do you take control? Or do you become the doggie that you were always meant to be? Charlotte helps elaborate on such an absurd hypothetical.

It appears that the "New Beginnings" was a sham, a hoax, a trick, a bamboozle, a deception, a farce, a travesty, bogus, fictitious, and fraudulent. The true hosts, Zeke and Trent, return to discuss one of the most important holidays of the year: Earth Day and how they will celebrate it. 

Definitely normal Zeke and definitely normal Trent have a definitely normal podcast. We promise that you will definitely be engaged within a normal amount. There is nothing not normal here. Definitely.