What is even happening???!?!?!!?

Unlike our happy little recap of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, the Crimes of Grindelwald is a rough watch for us. Kudos to the fantastic actors and the cinematography...and to the zouwu (and all the ways we mispronounce it).

Anyway, enjoy the longest recap ever on Basic Snitches... and the confusion...so. much. confused