Welcome to the Patreon Archives! This episode is filled with Screen Rant Rants dug from our vault!!!

Timed Turner: If Wizards Had TV what kinds of shows would they watch?

Spend 40(ish) minutes with us as we discuss what shows wizards would watch and what wizards would think about the things that we watch. We also come up with some really fun shows that wizards would have if they had TV.

For this character episode we dive into our favorite (terrible) spoiled little bully - Draco Malfoy. He's a pain in the ass, he's a whiney little bitch, he's suuuuper flawed...but he's way better than his dad (obviously).

BRACKET TIMEEEEE

This time it's best of Potions! As always, we have no standards for how we choose winners but hey, our podcast, our rules.

Well friends, we did it. We read HP fanfiction. On purpose. And it was... something 😬

But also read Cauterize by Lady Altair

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4152700/1/Cauterize

Quizzes from the Patreon archives...featuring all kinds of side quests (aka: talking about off topic stuff)

It's time for another GAME EPISODE 📣

For this episode we MASHed more of our favorite special guests and things get weird (not that that is anything unusual 🤷‍♀️)

Time for a Timed Tuner!!!

This week, the wheel decided that we would talk about the Harry Potter amusement parks! Tara shares her experience at Universal Studios in Florida and the conversation moves to the amusement parks we have here in Ohio. It's a fun one that just makes us wish we could afford to travel more 😂

In this character episode, Adam and Tara attempt to put together an accurate timeline of Voldy's life...it goes as well as expected.

It's time for our first bracket of season 9! In this episode, we discuss all of the characters that should have been in the movies and how important they each are.. And of course, because this is a bracket episode, we have to pick a winner.. who's it gonna be?