Happy Thanksgiving, Cephelopods! And you are about to be thankful as fuck because Emily and Ky are debuting a brand new best friend of the Pod: Garfield!!! How have we slept on this guy for five seasons? Hello?? He is a cat?? Also the seemingly innocuous comic about a food-loving cat and his socially awkward owner is actually so weird??? What do you mean the writer admitted Jon Arbuckle might be a murderer? What happens when we just take Garfield out of the picture? What's weirder than a Thanksgiving feast first date? Why are we rewarding coercion in a kids' show? All this PLUS an important Thanksgiving safety PSA? Wow. Go leave us a five star review and a tip on buymeacoffee.com right now!