I’ve Been Meaning to Tell You

I’ve Been Meaning to Tell You

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I’ve Been Meaning to Tell You episodes

  • ABOMINABLE — The Hundred Unfinished Conversations

    The vet looked at the x-ray and said "this looks like a pointy trapezoid." That's not a diagnosis. That's a shape.

    This week: Toms shoes may be making a comeback and we have feelings, a suspected murder scene on the way home from Target, a deja vu streak with no explanation, Cooper eating pork bones and nearly not making it, the Instagram front camera ambush, a 1972 GMC drift truck update, steroids, typhoons, and why Jeff deserves a shoutout.

    If you're coming from The Perkfitt Podcast, welcome back. Same people, different show. This one's less about the gym and more about everything else we never got to finish talking about.

    00:00 Intro

    00:23 Welcome back & the list
    01:16 Toms shoes making a comeback
    04:08 The suspected murder on the way home from Target
    08:23 Deja vu streak & conspiracy theories
    09:24 Cooper eats pork bones — the vet visit
    13:24 The pointy trapezoid diagnosis
    14:43 Instagram's front camera ambush
    17:51 Old Facebook search bar horror stories
    20:09 The drift truck update & shoutout to Jeff
    22:25 16 days of rain & the typhoon shed update

    25 min
  • CONCEPTION — The Hundred Unfinished Conversations

    She was trying to say ingestion but she wasn't wrong. This week: a kid at gym daycare called him daddy, the lawnmower guy who waves while pelting you with rocks, the coffee beans that may or may not be a federal crime, Elizabeth Smart bodybuilder, the runway walk toward a stranger who wasn't waving at me, hantavirus cruise ship discourse, and why she'd buy a Royal Caribbean and name it Good Boy.

    If you're coming from The Perkfitt Podcast, welcome back. Same people, different show. This one's less about the gym and more about everything else we never got to finish talking about.


    0:43 A kid at gym daycare called me daddy
    2:08 Lawnmower rocks
    9:25 Federal crime or finders keepers
    06:15 Elizabeth Smart bodybuilder
    14:06 Contact or ingestion
    17:01 Waving at who?
    18:55 Pigeon toed confessions
    20:57 Hantavirus cruise
    24:12 Dolly Parton Imagination Library
    28:01 PO box is open 

    30 min
  • DECEASED: The Hundred Unfinished Conversations

    She said it without even looking up from the TV. 

    This week: Hilary Duff on Ladder, a possibly broken toe, the potato DP scam text strategy, saving vs squishing bugs, things you said you'd never do as a parent, tiny meat sticks from Trader Joe's, the naked girl incident, a kid who called a grown woman a kid in Trader Joe's, and bro- teachers aren't doctors.

    If you're coming from The Perkfitt Podcast, welcome back. Same people, different show. This one's less about the gym and more about everything else we never got to finish talking about.

    01:16 Hilary Duff trains on Ladder

    03:26 The broken toe field trip
    06:17 Scam calls, spam texts & the potato DP
    09:17 Saving vs squishing bugs
    11:12 Things you said you'd never do as a parent
    15:10 Tiny meat sticks & picky eaters
    16:25 Naked girl on your phone
    20:54 Bro. Teachers aren't doctors
    22:27 Inside out children's clothes
    23:35 PO box update

    25 min
  • STALK ME: The Hundred Unfinished Conversations

    If you put your Instagram handle on your car, this episode is about you. We see you. We looked you up.

    This week: the Chipotle steak situation, words you can't say around your dog, jury duty trust issues, a dentist who wanted your whole life story, the mystery of the CHOMPS license plate, a man walking his trash can, and why Love on the Spectrum is the best show on television. Also genes, tattoos, the pearly gates, and 1 in 22 Dodge Ram drivers.

    If you're coming from The Perkfitt Podcast, welcome back. Same people, different show. This one's less about the gym and more about everything else we never got to finish talking about.

    01:32 Genes, DNA & babies

    05:22 Words you can't say around your dog
    10:15 The Chipotle steak situation
    13:45 CHOMPS & the Instagram handle on your car
    14:46 Dodge Ram statistics
    17:50 The dentist who wanted your whole life story
    20:41 Tattoos and the pearly gates
    21:54 Jury Duty season 2 & trust issues
    24:34 Taking the trash can for a walk
    27:01 Love on the Spectrum

    30 min
  • UNTITLED: The Hundred Unfinished Conversations

    We went to the beach, came back with too much energy, and somehow ended up talking about AI panels, Waymo cars going for leisurely drives in the park, and why "fitness influencer" might be the worst title ever invented.

    This week: 30A, the shed-turned-studio, a thumbs down from an 8 year old, close friends lists you didn't ask to be on, and a baby who claps every time he sees his dad.

    00:55 Welcome back (we went to the beach)

    04:56 The shed becomes a studio
    08:25 A menacing 8 year old
    11:35 AI panels and Waymo cars on walks
    14:40 Fitness influencer vs. Lord Corey
    20:58 Apple Watch dependency support group
    23:09 Close friends lists and being an observer
    25:10 Decade Day and Teddy's hype man energy

    32 min
  • PROPAGANDA: The Hundred Unfinished Conversations

    We came back after six months and immediately talked about kidnapping, Ring camera clickbait, and why having kids might be an evolutionary conspiracy. Normal stuff.


    This week: the relaunch, our daughter's acting career, knitting clubs, A.I. notification slop, and Corey's brief appearance on the Apple Keynote. Also the firefighter stickers. You'll understand.

    00:38 We're back (and rusty)

    08:34 Ring camera AI notifications are clickbait
    12:47 The Apple Keynote, Times Square & stacking wins
    14:04 The 3 million view pregnancy reveal video
    16:48 Kidnapping Fascination & Firefighter Stickers
    22:00 Knitting clubs and making things with your hands
    30:58 Having Children Propaganda

    I've Been Meaning to Tell You is the podcast for the hundred conversations you never got to finish. New episodes weekly-ish.

    33 min
  • Episode 34: Sheamus’ WWE Comeback, Training Smarter, and Getting Jacked at 47

    Sheamus joins me for a raw, funny, and powerful conversation about rebuilding after injury, training smarter, and finding joy in the process again. At 47, he says he’s in the best shape of his life, and breaks down exactly how he got there. We get into Celtic Warrior Workouts, burnout, momentum, and the power of showing up consistently. Also: whiskey regrets and our love for dogs

    39 min

About I’ve Been Meaning to Tell You

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All the conversations we never got to finish. Between two kids, a busy week, and someone always asking for a snack, this is where we finally say the thing. Hosted by Corey & Katie.