Have you ever wondered who the biggest dealer of human lives is? Don't they always say it's usually someone in the home when kids go missing... who's been in everyone's home for decades?? WALT Jerome Disney!! *shut up yes I know his middle name isn't Jerome*

Think about it.... location to parks and ports... Kids will give anything to go, Hell even adults are always wanting to go!

Im not saying nothing, and I don't know Shit about Fuck.

Good evening mortals.

We are still on the mission of trying to take over the internet. So grab a seat Pinky we've got a doozy for you!

So people have once again upset Jenn in a way beyond her rage control.

So in that infanite wisdom she has come up with a plan to fix the world!!! *Yes you hear this same line of insanity in every single movie you've ever watched where the Duke of Weselton (it's Wessington) is trying to take over the world.

I hope ya'll brought snacks!

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This is going to be short and super sweet because I'm two gummies in, and ready for bed,

BUT it's the age old question of the double standard, even in dating scenarios.

"He doesn't like you? What's wrong with him??"

"She doesn't like you? Why what was your red flag?"

Have you ever wondered what goes through guys heads when they see a girl they like? Yeah me too because as Females we get SUPER dicked in just about every category. What total bullshit.

Just listen to the episode and tell me we didn't solve the age old question, "Do you ever just wake up and try some dick"

What would you do if you saw something so horrific happening to someone?

Would you stand up and help?

Well alot of people on public transportation decided to just watch and record it happening.

So when it's time to make the split second choice to get involved or stay on the bench... Ask yourself, is your Mama a Bitch???

Because my Mama didn't raise no bitch so I'm swinging, sticking, pulling hair, punching, I'm throwing everything at this person other than my stunning personality.

ok I'm going to go take a blood pressure pill!

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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The freaks come out at night, but the crazies fear no sunlight. There's a lot of madness out there. You can see it, and the animals can smell it. Piggy tries to smell my dick ALL the time. That's not relevant whatsoever, but I say all that to say this. I don't get all of this boba tea hype. If I wanted balls in my tea, I'd just pour it on my crotch. That would exacerbate the whole Piggy dick smelling problem, though. But, you know what? If you want black jelly balls in the bottom of your tea, drink all that shit you want. I'm not going to tell you how to drink weird consumer beverages.

ok Life and Death right now you have to pick

would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man, or a bear?

If youre a female and you said Man, you're a traitor to your sex

If you're a man and you picked either, You're still just wrong because all men are the same and are worse than being mauled by a bear.

So I don't know what to tell you, Maybe identify as a toaster and claim a spot on the counter!

get ready for a RIDE this week ya'll. I got big Jay's blood pressure a little high but it's worth it in the end!

Listen I am so torn on this weeks episode and I don't know how I can fix it. It might just be one of those great life mysteries like why their is brail at drive up ATM's, or why 24 hour gas stations still have locks on their doors, do humans depreciate like cars the more men they sleep with?

I'd say lets find out together, but I'm still just as confused as when we started this!

I hate social media, and you know this. TikTok is definitely my most hated app. But, even so, I believe it must be protected, You really want to be free? You really want everybody to have equal opportunity? Well, that means fighting just as hard for your enemies, as you do for yourself. You're a super conservative, strait-laced type? That's great for you! If you want to be free to continue living that way, you need to let polyamorous pothead swingers do their thing too. See how that works? We're all in this together. That includes people you share no common interests or beliefs with, and that's where a shitload of people's knees start to jerk. Relax those legs people! You might even get to have some fun along the way.

Have you ever wondered, what the age limit to live alone, whats your moral compass telling you is too late to take care of yourself? What if you have zero dependents that are willing to help?

What if you have a million kids that try to help?!?!?!

What if you're like Big Jay and you're just one stupid person away from the death shed disguised as a port-a-potty?!?!

Also may be a good idea to just not use the toilet at our house.

On that note I'm going to go stock up on Werther's originals in hopes my Nephews and Neice's are still willing to talk to me when I'm old!