On the way to the WXPN Podcasting room, which Jonah and Yukio have obtained regular access to using crafty disguises and alternate identities, Jonah was reaching down under the dashboard of a car to grab a moldy donut hole to snack on when he ran over a small Indian woman, killing her instantly. Of course, they booked the room at a certain time (in 5 minutes as a matter of fact) and the two of them could simply not be fucked to call the police or to take any moral responsibility for this matter. However, taking an Indian (or any) life does not come without a certain amount of psychological weight to it, and the two of them were so flustered that they forgot how to set up the audio equipment in the recording room. Thus, the episode is a third of its normal length. However, thank you for tuning in to the J2Y podcast this week. 

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Yukio and Jonah address the Will Smith situation.

Yukio and Jonah have been officially banned from the WXPN podcasting room, but that doesn't stop them from getting in there and recording this golden content for all of you. A little chloroform and a good, sturdy rope to dispatch the guard and they successfully managed to record another episode. This is from March 26th. Thanks for tuning in to the J2Y podcast this week. 

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After 2 weeks of scrounging the streets of Philadelphia for enough change to rent the WXPN podcasting room a second time, Yukio regales Jonah with a war story or two. Thanks for tuning in to the J2Y podcast this week. 

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Picture this. It's 2022. Another year at a job that you hate. You want to quit and follow your dream of becoming an actor in New York City,  but the idea fills you with fear. So you clock in to your job in finance an hour's drive away. As you pull up spotify, the J2Y podcast pops up on your screen. You say hey, why not. Let me give it a shot. The next 53 minutes of your life are filled with joy, laughter, and spiritual existentialism. An unparalleled auditory experience. You say to yourself, why haven't I exposed myself to this sooner? This is what I was looking for in life. This is what I needed. This fills the existential void in my life. And to that, we say, we'll be here every Saturday. Ready to make you laugh. All here on the J2Y podcast. 

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Jonah and Yukio break into a podcast studio that is well beyond their means. 

this shit isn't cute anymore

Yukio makes a billion dollars using ForEx. You could too! Just kidding. Don't do it. Other topics include bear sex, red flags in men and an extremely passionate and heated argument about the merits of astrology and Christianity. 

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In this episode, Jonah yearns for a romantic companion of his own kind. Yukio doesn't share his enthusiasm. If you enjoyed this episode, please considering liking, following, and sharing for more content. It can even be as simple as telling your friend, "Hey, I listened to this horrible podcast episode recently, come check out how horrible it is." You could change their life. Thank you for listening. We love you. 

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