So now that I did the impossible; literally had an explanation of 4 spatial dimensions in an entirely audio format, I 100% deserve some form of award.  Like who has done something that impressive.  I bet you ever mathematician worth their salt couldn't do it.  I deserve a Nobel prize for this.    Not only that, but I explained why dark matter exist and possibly proved the presence of guardian angels.  Come on.  Where's my statue.  I'm waiting.

So now that you have been wonderfully red pilled; literally giving the hidden knowledge the the book burnings tried to keep hidden, can you do me a favor and send me some thanks.  This thanks can be given in a form of monthly prayer. Nothing too drastic.  Just a little bit of a "Thank you Jabari" every now and then.  No money needed.  Make sure your eyes are closed and hands put together.  After I receive your energy, I'll be sure to reward you subconsciously.  If you notice improvements in your life, that just means you should pray even more in order to receive more gifts of happiness.  Unlike the past top dog, I'll be sure to be fair.  Won't even have to do any sacrifices to prove your devotion.  Just gotta follow my wisdom and listen to my podcast and I'll be fairly happy.  Yes, I am a kind demi-god.

Man there is no way that people haven't been thinking like this before.  Like no way I'm the first person to using facts and logic to literally rationalize that ancient humans existed (or ancient intelligent beings).  Like you don't have to even go into full conspiracy mode to realize this.  Just the mere fact that the earth is as old as it is and the mere fact that earth had living organisms before now, proves that they most likely existed at some point.  Like it's more likely that they existed back then than likely that they didnt.  It literally is the same logic people use for aliens, but for some reason when you bring up ancient humans you are a nutcase.  Come on man...

Chill out.  Just listen to the podcast.  Chill out I say!!!!  If climate change was really this easily recoverable and the big bad industry was truly at fault, how about you go and simply find an alternative energy source (that's not nuclear cause thats truly the future but people dont wanna see the light).  Or better yet, why don't you do a huge non cringly made marketing campaign that makes the citizens actually want to waste away their hard earned dollars on some hella expensive solar panel roofs.  Or better yet, how about you go into lala land and let the world to continue to work as it always has been and if everything is true and the oceans boil over and the earth becomes a hellscape of fire, the strong overcome the weak and our species just dies off and the chad left over animals or plants rule the world instead.

Man if aliens truly don't exist or the government actually hasn't contacted aliens and have no clue if they exist, defund nasa immediatly.  Useless agency at that point.  Just turn it into a private company.  The government has done similar things before.  Useless use of our previous tax dollars.  Maybe some real change would happen in our holy country if we weren't sending some devil rockets up into the gates of hell for their satanic zero G rituals.

Creating internet content can be a fairly stressful thing a lot of the time.  When you don't have views its pretty stressful because you feel you are wasting away your talent for nothing.  When you do have views its stressful because you are always trying to appease your fans.  le sigh... unlucky af

Don't trust the internet people.  Legit, there opinions are so outside the realms of reality sometimes that it's not even funny.  It's always safe to think that the average internet comment is made by a cringetown USA resident.  Can't let that mess bust up your psyche.  Like don't get me wrong though, there are a bunch of times when its useful.  And a lot of moments when the internet is very humble.  But if you for a second go..."huh....something seems kinda off about this comment section...do people really think this?", then trust your freaking instinct.  If something feels off, its probably because it is.

Ok, I know what you are all thinking. "Man this dude has an obsession with cults...this is like the third time he brought this stuff up.  Dude probably wants to make his own someday...."  No, no...I just find the idea that people who have a population of people who are adamant about them suddenly screw his followers over when he or she already had it all.  It's a pretty crazy thing.  Someone who is apparently secretly obsessed with power creates a cult...then the cult actually forms....they then get the power they were seeking, but then get greedy and want more....like wtf???  Like they achieved the status they wanted, yet they screw over their followers for a couple extra little sprinkles of power.  Kinda braindead, ngl.

Ok, so technically I'm pretty sure I made more wisdoms on how to handle a mid-life crisis. Though, after re-listening to this, I think both crises are basically the same thing in a way.  Its just ones the younger flavor of the other.  So I guess the wisdom still works.  It sucks though.  Having to deal with the shadow of guilt or envy when you realize you aren't at the goal you sit for yourself.  But always remember, nothing says you can't start working towards that goal right now.  Nothing like the present as they always say.  There is no expiration date for success.

This was basically the points I wanted to make during the racist sexist podcast that will probably never be released.  Don't worry, you arent missing much from that unreleased podcast.  Basically was what I said here with a sprinkle of irrelevant disruptions and a glaze of sexist racism.  Then after the sexist racism, about 30 minutes of me attempting to show his busted af views were flawed and him not listening.....so maybe you did miss out on not hearing it.   unlucky.  Maybe when audio cleaning technology is easier to use, i'll fix it up and release it.  But that might be 50 years from now...so super unlucky.  Guess you just have to deal with this one and just imagine the sexist racist things that could be said as a rebuttal to my perfectly valid arguments.