THE CHAISE HAS ARRIVED! MAY ALL BALLS BE EMPTYED! Jabbs finally gets his chaise and basks in the light of his recent fantasy victories. Teeb, on the other hand, dips into the parts of his sick fuck brain that makes us love him so much. Sick documentaries? Yep. Our desire for mind altering drugs? Yep. Hints on finding Jabbo's tubby ass nude that he posted on Twitter forever ago? Yep. Plus, the guys get a really cool surprise that could change their lives forever, and it DOESN'T involve Jabbo needing hand lotion and a handi cam. Why DON"T you listen at this point?!

I don't know what's worse, coming up with titles, or making sure we don't go too far into the weeds with some of our convos. lol. Teeb dreams of coffee and trying to figure out what decade he belongs in, I trash the shit out of new slang, and we both try and figure out the upcoming Chappelle and Rogan show. We talk vaccinations, roller skates, and why Carson is still on the hunt for Teeb. We talk all over the place from MMA to Teeb's weenis. Do I even still have to tell you how window licking special we are? Come listen, there is something for everyone! Except kids...God don't let kids lsten to this!!

Hola you sons and daughters of bitches! We love you. Like a whole bunch. Enough that ol Teeb leans on all of us as an ear for his bad day. Maybe Jabbo wasn't the best choice? Maybe he will be less of an ass and cut his buddy a break? Maybe they rattle on about the new Spider Man trailer, so it doesn't matter? Listen to the guys and their feelings on Teeb's day, the new Spider Man trailer, why Daniel Day Lewis is gonna get someone orally pleased, and if Charlie Cox is gonna be in the Spidey flick. Listen. Enjoy. Alot. There is nudity.

Oh the waters we swim in...another episode of Jabbo and the Teeb where were TRY and navigate the LBGTQ+ world. Boy, do we fuck this up. Teeb and Jabbo ask the questions they've wanted to ask. Yeah, we can read shit, but it's so much better to get it from YOU. Not to offend, to laugh and educate. Between Teeb wanting to be able to compliment someone at the gym on their cock and Jabbo not knowing pronouns from his ass, it all makes for a good time. Add a few runs of Teeb wanting once again to dominate the merkin fashion world and Army bay shower stories from Jabbo, and you have more wonderful shit for your ears! Enjoy!

Well, we have tried and failed at movie reviews, but somehow, we refuse to give the fuck up! We watched The Suicide Squad! Do you even need to know more? Fuck, we butcher this one...

After a short break, Jabbo is back, oh yeah, Teeb is too. The guys have been all over the globe and reunite to do what they do best, insult one another while telling the stories of their individual treks. Were there tits? Listen and find out! Did Teeb start a riot in the silverback cage? Listen and find out. Is Jabbo expecting a half dolphin child? Listen and find out! It's another good run with stories from the road as only we can do it! Have a kick ass Threeway Wednesday with JABBO AND THE TEEB!

We got it done! A late post but a Threeway Wednesday has been kept! So, Jabbo explains how he ALMOST dropped the ball fully...and to be honest, how Teeb did the damn thing to make it happen. It's a random rambling. I call prolly tell you what we DON'T talk about and it would be easier. We talk about our love for Canadians...how insulting Teeb should be a national past time...how so much improper punctuation doesn't matter when you have to write openings to podcasts. blah blah blah. We don't ask you here to read, we ask you here to listen. Love it, cause we do! Enjoy!

Back in the fold being as gross as we wanna be! Ok, that was lame but you get the point. We're back and knee deep in the Cosby controversy! Teeb has a mini staycation. Jabbo is still training to fight...his neighborhood. Teeb shares fond memories of "Fusion" and a finger roaming mud bath. We show up...no matter if it's to talk about wearing shirts to bed or why cults don't get sexier members. You wanted it, you got it. Enjoy the new episode of Jabbo and The Teeb.

There are certain episodes that we have recorded that make us laugh due to our complete ability to be vulgar as fuck. This is one of those episodes. I don't know, maybe it's Teeb's new "thing" for Matcha. We go in on this episode. We don't hang as much as we used to, so these are those golden moments we share..Jabbs talks about the etiquette to jerking off in other people's houses...Teeb is in love with Hovey Benjamin...and they both share their thoughts on using the pee hole built into you clothes. Toss in some rediscovered comic book love, a backyard camping story, training to fight your neighbors, and how Teeb is the mastermind behind shit minefields. Do we really HAVE to tell you to listen at this point? Naw, I didn't think so either. Enjoy!

El Pulso Xmas Album? We got you. The greatness that is Clint Howard? Check. Why Teeb watched One Tree Hill? Done. Jabbo's dream of writing obscure ass sequels? Yep. The absolute gangsterdom of Suge Knight? Scary, but yes. Another solid fuckin episode from two bearded fucks that STILL keep giving you podcast greatness? Kinda. lol. We're back muthafukkas!