Today Jack, Michael, and Abigail are joined in the studio by Grandpa Sausage. Sausage regales us with stories about Jack's childhood, penis names, and some big, bad news. 

 

Grandpa Sausage is the host of like, 70 podcasts, and you can find them all at https://somenobodies.com/

 

Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

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Look. I'm sorry about this one. But this is the world we live in. Sometimes we have a nice, normal episode of the podcast where we do dream journaling and hear stories about homeless people eating eggs, and sometimes we have time traveling clones hatching out of robots. I have no control over it. You got a problem with it, you go ahead and talk to God.

 

The amazing "Beef It In My Mouth" song was made by The Creeping Man. Check his music out at https://thecreepingman.bandcamp.com/  Our dumb show doesn't do his amazing music any justice.

 

Buzz is the lead singer of the amazing band Idna Glitch, you can check them out at http://IDnaGlitch.com/

 

Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

Email: [email protected]

Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Jack has Quinn doing his dream journaling now. That should NOT be what the podcast is about. Jack has seen neighborhood teenagers spitting their gum out on the sidewalks. Not much better, but is kind of is why the podcast got started. Jack has ridden the New York City bus system, he should have some great stories about that! But it's Jack, so, you get what you get.

 

Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

Email: [email protected]

Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Jack is working through his very real (Is it real? Is anything Jack does really real? These are the questions that keep me up at night.) sadness about Michael moving out, even though it's just down the street. Luckily Abigail and Seamus (And Michael. I can't stress enough, Michael is just moving down the street. You can still see Jack's house from their apartment) are there to help him get through these tough times.

 

Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

Email: [email protected]

Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Michael finally gets moved out of Jack's house, but of course nothing can go as planned. Just as everyone is about to start unloading the moving truck, Jack has an "emergency" and calls all of Michael's helpers away. Lucky for him, Victor Extravaganza Princeton and his wife, Natasha Extravaganza Princeton are there to help. 

 

Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

Email: [email protected]

Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Perez isn't very good at anything. Least of all, taking care of kittens. All he had to do was open up the wrong door in the lighthouse, and all 100 of Pie Baby's kittens escaped! They wrangled up the other 99, now join Jack and Perez as the look for the final kitten, Princess Tapioca. 

 

Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

Email: [email protected]

Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Agent Perez uses his remote surveillance equipment to let Jack coach him on how to woo Emily, Michael's ex-wife. It goes exactly as well as you would expect it to go. Possibly worse. 

 

Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

Email: [email protected]

Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

 

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We finally get a chance to talk to Grandpa Sausage! In... the bathroom... at... Kroger's. With... Ronnie. Why can nothing be simple around here?

 

Grandpa Sausage is on like, a million podcasts. Keep track of all his stuff at these places

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Ronnie streams video games on Twitch.tv/ZenoNox and co-hosts the podcast I Love This Terrible Game with Michael

 

Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

Email: [email protected]

Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Jack pulls Michael away from his Xmas busyness for an emergency meeting with Abigail and Zach Doverbranch. Neither on which are there. So, like any episode that's completely necessary, and not at all just Jack stalling for time, they end up in the basement, talking to ghosts in the Haunted Car's radio. But, with the Ghost Xmas party going on, the pickings are slim.

 

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Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

Email: [email protected]

Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal

Michael thinks he, Jack, and Quinn are recording a new episode of the podcast. Trixie thinks she's there to go over details of Jack's new project. Perez thinks he's there for a job interview. Well guess what? They're all (a little) right, and (mostly) wrong!

 

Trixie streams art and video games on Twitch.tv/TinyNeenja and follow them on Twitter @TinyNeenja

 

Twitter: @JackBillingsPod @MyNeighborMich1

 

Jack's Cell: 216-403-7141

 

Email: [email protected]

Theme song "Bill of Sale" by Kyle Check of Devil's Advocate www.Facebook.com/DevilsAdvocateMetal