It's been a busy week for Congress, but they're up against the clock once again. A DHS funding fight drives the Senate to scramble to avoid another government shutdown.

The JMN crew looks at some of this weekend's events. Want some laughs? Check out "Bored Teachers" at the Florida Theatre, as real teachers share stories of their funniest students and classroom hijinks. How about some music? The Center for the Performing Arts has a variety of shows - in Jacoby Hall, the Jacksonville Symphony performs Bruckner's "Majestic Eighth" Symphony; the Terry Theatre features The Purple Xperience tribute to Prince; and the Moran Theatre features Jazz legend Diana Krall. Our marquee event this weekend is family fun with "The Greatest Show on Earth," as the Ringling Bros. & Barnum & Bailey Circus performs through the weekend.

Girl Scout cookies season gets underway Thursday. FOX's Tonya J. Powers shares the history of the treat, updates the new offerings this year, and defeats at least 3 excuses NOT to buy some. So, how many boxes of Thin Mints are you ordering?

Jonathan has the latest on the Iranian government crackdowns on nation protests in Iran. Regional US allies, including Saudi Arabia and Qatar, have expressed concerns about escalation. President Trump has threatened military intervention, and Iran has counter-threatened to attack US and Israeli interests in the region if the US uses military forces against them.

THU – Most relationships have one person or the other who “handles the finances.” Clark suggests you and your partner sit down at least once a quarter to review your accounts, insurance policies, legal and estate documents, where the passwords are, etc. Tragedy can strike at any time, but its easier to manage when you know where to find that personal data.

Sally Hazelip, Head of School at the North Florida School of Special Education, shares some community concern about impending JTA Connexion fare hikes. Rate adjustments may make transit across town for school, work, or activities, unaffordable for the disabled community that utilize the Connexion Plus service (managed by UZURV).

Former President Bill Clinton and former Sec. of State Hilary Clinton have been subpoenaed to appear before the House Oversight Committee related to the Epstein investigation. Neither will be testifying, as their lawyer(s) say they have already given any information they had on the matter. The committee is threatening contempt charges, but does that threat have any teeth?

Jimmy joins JMN with a humorous take on this Greenland debacle ("Joe Biden thinks it's where the Packers play"), the mixed messages in Trump's protest directives (Iranians - protest the government, Minnesotans - do NOT protest), and just how hard it is to "be the Shepherd" (hat tip to Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction) as he guides us through the news cycle with a comedic spin. Hear more with Jimmy Failla every weeknight at 6pm on Fox Across America!

Bipartisan lawmakers proposed a bill to block military action against NATO members amid threats to take Greenland, while US Rep. Randy Fine (R-FL6) proposed a bill to annex Greenland. Danish and Greenland foreign ministers will meet with VP Vance and Sec Rubio Wednesday.

FOX News Eben Brown reports that NASA made an 'unprecedented' call to bring astronauts home early due to an illness. This is the first time the ISS has had a medical "evacuation" in its 25-year history of use. The early return mission begins Wednesday afternoon (today), with a Pacific splashdown expected before sunrise Thursday.