Mark and Christian wonder why Jamie Dimon didn't quit, discuss oil ETFs and what OPEC+ might do, ask why the New York Times doesn't get Chinese coercion of ethnic Chinese, think about profiting from the omicron freakout, and ponder whether people should listen to Jonah Goldberg and Steve Hayes, formerly of Fox News. Equities discussed: JPM, USO, USL, SKYW, 2603-TW, 2618-TW, NYT.