Raven and Marshall are
hosting the show together as Esper is still in Tahiti using Marshall’s
timeshare.
Marshall has gone full
blown goth.
Raven: I really can’t
believe you got your teeth filed into fangs. What kind of dentist would do
that?Marshall: Oh he wasn’t a
dentist. He was like a Puerto Rican pimp or something.
Marshall claims to be a
vampire.
Raven begins questioning
whether Marshall even killed Coach Salinas, or if anything he says is true.
Raven: I need a co-host
who doesn't have wacky delusions every week. You think you're a vampire, Esper
thinks he's a ballerina.
Marshall claims to have
married a pregnant woman's stomach and that he raised his wife from birth.He also performs a
beautiful version of "the Killing Time" by Echo and the Bunnymen.
This is the last episode
Raven hosted before he mysteriously disappeared.Esper has been frantically searching for him, and desperately needs answers as
to his whereabouts.If you have any
information about the whereabouts of Raven Connors, please email:
[email protected]Raven's Haiku:
Singing Grease in hereI don't want to hear it
nowMy eyes cry dry tears