We start off 2026 with Mr. J bringing us in with this month’s current event’s! Mr. J starts us off with his newspaper tidbits to include the wiener mobile application, current youths most dangerous sports, millennial’s age increase to start a family, and theft incidents increasing at stores that have self-checkouts. We dive into the country capturing Venezuela’s president and wife, new laws for SC 2026, New Year’s resolutions, the newly elected Muslim mayor in New York, and more frivolous lawsuits to include firemen claiming disability from fighting fires, to a monkey having all the rights to a selfie he took himself!