In this episode we discuss Olivia's press release re: Kirstie Alley, moms who smoke in kids' movies, Polly Pocket hairstyles, our phobia of low-rise jeans, sleeveless crewneck tops, hemorrhaging taxpayer money on the Witness Protection Program, shameless farting, the word "surfie" as a slur, the 13 year old smoker demographic, Maddy going back for seconds of Molasses at Black Creek Pioneer Village, tankinis by choice, Swiss Chalet heritage, kangaroo prosthetics, Sarah McLachlan-ass music, boogie boards and MUCH MUCH MORE!!!

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