No, it is not DAZN's adult-themed streaming service.

Enjoy some quality non-gameplay footage here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz34ItC280o

Maybe you like it more than me and in fact it would be hard not for that to be possible.

See the pink poison for yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97bgX5O30yE

Cute characters and twirling, twirling, twirling to victory!

See the fruits of being the first in the world to buy the game here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joNzf6JHC-M

I think arranging your own treasured hats on pegs is more fun than this hat arranging game but hey Alexey liked it.

See hat "fun" here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oriZM6TCnes

All journeys of boring drudgery must start with a single step. And sometimes they get short, poorly-worded Wikipedia entries.

Watch as well, if you dare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWpFmTCJCQE

Calcio sounds like a good name for a brand of fortified milk.

Watch 2 versions being played lest you be played:

PC Engine Arcade CD-ROM² soccer:

https://youtu.be/Iih2nn8uyDM

Super Famicom soccer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlmYXS4Blfw

Reading a poorly written article about a game based on sporting matches that had yet to be played. Magazine reviewers are banal.

Witness my skill in sports here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyFlH5fohXg

Girls get to learn early on in life through this game that love is transactional.

Watch the mating ritual here:

https://youtu.be/D9aYDGbMSWE

When you are annoyed at Arkanoid.

Watch some beautiful block busting gameplay here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoeU8dbW3sg

If you are ever travelling on an ark, please do not make it annoyed.

I am particularly proud of my video title for this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Czzwg9KRSQo