JARdon the Mess

JARdon the Mess

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JARdon the Mess episodes

  • Goblin Quest Episode 1: Goblin Quest!!!

    We discuss videos games, gun ownership, and adult entertainment. 

     

    In the story, we finally being GOBLIN QUEST!  A zany, ridiculous system that will (hopefully) have you laughing. It's a very different change of pace from Zombies. Prepare for LOTS of Goblin deaths. 

     

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

     

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

     

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

     

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/
    1 hr 52 min
  • Zombies Episode 86: Postmortem

    We come together for a catch-up episode. Reflecting on the Zombie campaign, we talk about our favorite moments, deepest regrets, and lingering questions.

    We also talk about Halo, Tide Pods, and Peacemakers. (It's a jammed packed episode)

     

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

    Jay's Socials:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaygraves777/

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/
    1 hr 35 min
  • Episode 85: Endgame

    We discuss coffee. What makes good vs bad coffee? Is drinking tea really better?  We talk about what to do when you lock yourself out of your house.  And, of course, we talk about food. 

     

    In the story, the end finally comes. Randy has called in the Helicopter rescue. Can the survivors last until it arrives or will they finally succumb to the infected menace. 

     

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/

     

    2 hr 21 min
  • Episode 84: Holiday Catch-Up

    We catch up after the Holiday break. We discuss Lord of the Rings CCG. (We all played together!). We also talk about Randy's PlayStation experience, food, and an interesting apocalypse question.

    In the Story, Randy uses a GM power to forever change the fate of the game. 

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/
    2 hr
  • Episode 83: Keanu vs the Beast

    In this episode, we talk about Holiday work parties, the costs of hanging out, and electric vs gas cars. We all discuss growing apart from childhood friends and thoughts on reconnecting. 

    In the story, we've finally reached the ultimate battle. Keanu (Randy) vs the Beast (Dalton). Will Dalton easily defeat his proclaimed nemesis? Or will Randy use a "free" character to eliminate the larger threat?

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/
    2 hr 12 min
  • Episode 82: I‘d Buy That For A Dollar

    We talk about video games (HALO, Perfect Dark, playing games in stores), massage guns (shoutout Dynamic Fitness), and a really interesting question. "If you could permanently change the price of anything to $1, what would it be?"

     

    In the story, Randy and J. Graves must deal with last episodes' car crash. Will they be able to escape, or will the Beast (Dalton) finally catch up to them?

     

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

    Jay's Socials:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaygraves777/

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/
    1 hr 52 min
  • Episode 81: But Why Mayo?

    But seriously. Why Mayo?  We discuss how crucial it is to sandwich. Or...you know...how it's not.  Additionally, we get additional thoughts on Army of Thieves/Army of the Dead.  

    In the story, the survivors continue their "rescue" plan while trying to evade the Beast (Dalton). Will they finally be able to save Keanu? Or will a string of bad dice rolls lead them to a terrible situation.  (Tee-Hee)

     

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

    Jay's Socials:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaygraves777/

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/
    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode 80: Two Steps Away

    We hear J. Graves' thoughts on Dune. Also, Dalton finally watched Army of the Dead.  We discuss hash browns vs tater tots and give a run down of our favorite cheeses. 

    In the game, the survivors needs to act quickly. The Beast (Dalton) has them in its sight. We build up to the ultimate confrontation.

     

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

    Jay's Socials:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaygraves777/

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/
    1 hr 39 min
  • Episode 79: Randy Loves Dune

    Spoiler Heavy Episode. We discuss a lot of different movies/shows.  Like Squid Games and everyone's thoughts of Dune! We also discuss the Stouffer's Stove Stuffing conspiracy, Army of the Dead, Halloween candy, and Dalton finally watching The Dark Knight Rises.  

     

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/
    1 hr 16 min
  • Episode 78: But Why Though?

    We discuss gender reveal parties, Foxhole the game, video games, Walmart and more. 

     

    In the game, everything is building towards a big confrontation between the survivors and Dalton's zombie horde.

     

    JARdon the Mess Socials

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/JARdontheMess

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jardonthemess/

    Jay's Socials:

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jaygraves777/

    Randy's Socials: 

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/gosquee

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/randys_worldd/ 

    Dalton's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/_saltydalty_

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/_saltydalty_/ 

    Bert's Socials:

    Twitter: https://twitter.com/Ninjanomics101 

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ninjanomics_101/
    1 hr 29 min

About JARdon the Mess

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Three friends play TTRPGs and discuss varying topics.