I recorded this podcast a week ago, answering questions from nurx and @Jack Feriancek and am posting it today. Some of the content and my recollection of it reflects this fact.

Today I:

- Speculate on the level of hatred nurx has for me

- Give qualified tech advice

- Give qualified life advice to 20 year old me

- Talk about what level of reliance on podcasts I have

- Become a qualified U.S. geographist

- Gush on the best VHL players. That sentence sounded gross but I will  change nothing and instead remark on how gross it sounded.

Other Mentions:

@jRuutu @N0HBDY @OrbitingDeath  (An honest to goodness mention this time!) @youloser1337 @Crstats23

My entry into the S81 Podcast Tournament! I aimed for a clean sweep of all categories, and I likely failed at each, but dang it I tried.

In today's extremely special episode, I play an educational program on the VHL's Code of Conduct in an effort to make my peers privy to the ins and outs of our rulebook. Of course, this was done in my signature style so this might be...controversial? IF YOU'RE A SQUARE

In today's episode, we get through the rest of my question thread before they sit for the remainder of the year!

- @a_Fork prods our generational gap

- @Phil asks the important questions in life

- I ease @Shindigs' addled mind with sound answers to his inquiries

- @Dil tees me up to say kind things about him (listen to find out if I swing!)

- I attempt to imitate @Beaviss' voice and fail spectacularly

- Boomer reunion with @Arce

On today's podcast that we recorded on Thursday, December 2, 2021, I have a sensual video chat with Commissioner @bigAL in his first ever podcast in forever. Way before he recorded with Australians or himself or any of those other losers.

In this episode, we discuss:

- VHL origin stories

- The ups and downs of being Commissioner

- Stories from The Good Old Days™ (the league almost dying, Thunderdome origins)

- The VHLE! ~HOT TOPIC~

- What the VHLM is really about, man. *TOP TIER DISCUSSION!* Fast forward to this section if nothing else, it's a long and juicy one!

- The Annual VHL Christmas Charity Auction - You can skip this if you want because I give away what I'd least like to eat for my auction item (1:14:14 - 1:35:00 ish)

- I incorrectly state I can post this podcast before the Aussies did and other bullshitting.

Drink every time I say "like" as a filler word.

Welcome VHL to JardyB10's 10th Hecking Podcast! To commemorate this occasion, I summoned guests for this shitshow, and three people responded immediately! Today, you get the first two, which I considered keeping secret, but instead I'll reveal now that they are:

1. @samx: 0:00 - 45:00

2. @N0HBDY: 45:30 - The rest pretty much

We had some good chats about varying things, a common throughline is their league origins and journeys to their league jobs. I grilled Samwell about her experience as a mod, being an introvert behaving like an extrovert on the VHL, and we yell at @Spartan. In the N0HBDY section, I immediately dox him by accident, talk about some VHLM stuff, and spend way too long discussing our (my) Spotify Wraps. Please be careful with your comments, he's a very very sad boy who listens to sad rap.

All in all, I had a very nice time making this. I apologize for the relatively dodgy quality of Sam section, but I optimized it sometimes!

Here's some stuff!

- I talk a little bit about the Hecking Podcast

- Get into some awesome questions from @Da Trifecta and @dasboot and a whatever question from @N0HBDY

- Do I like Halloween?

- Plans for the next player

- Where I've been and where I'm at and where I'm going

- 27:30ish: "I don't want a 45 minute podcast."

- Guiltily calling out league officials a little bit

- Goalie battles and shit

In tonight's hotly anticipated premiere, I extremely briefly discuss:

- My abandoned podcast draft

- The VHL Draft

- The VHLM Draft

- The VHLE Draft kind of not really

- SEARCHING FOR PODCAST GUESTS NEXT WEEK!!!

In a rare twist of fate, this podcast is actually relatively short! I go off about:

- The surge of podcasts lately and my struggles to keep up with them

- How I shouldn't talk much about pronouns and then I kind of do anyway

A truly brief 10 minute podder this time around!

- I introduce all the new and returning players who might not get on a team in time for playoffs

- I then possibly inaccurately break down how I think Round 1 of the VHLM playoffs might go