The couple discusses all things Melanie, who calls in via Skype all the way from Quito, Ecuador.

The couple discusses The Last Starfighter, The Sandlot, Blue Bunny Sundae Crunch Bar, Adam Carolla, and crumbs in butter (again). Cammi Hawker calls in to participate. It's one heck of a long show!

The couple discusses the KFC-Oprah fiasco, HDTV antenna scam, traffic tickets, and the shows you aren't watching, but you should be.

The couple discusses the number seven, Napoleon Dynamite, the berm, Reddy's Pepsi, and food, food, food.

The couple discusses irrigation, licorice, after midnight phenomenon, and The Two Old Ladies. Special guest Connie Burton.

The couple discusses excessive school fundraisers, guy's rules, Aunt Kathy's front room, the trees, and Juan John Michael Romero.

The couple discusses baby mustard, the ice cream man, flossing, being cold, and the birthday stretch.

The couple discusses Diabeties, germ freaks, ocd, The Real World, and news stories from around the globe.

The couple discusses camping, Facebook, mutilated money, and other interesting topics.

The couple discusses passing gas, toilet sausage, a grandma catfight, and various other bodily functions.