Jeff Bezos has got the codes! He could do it if he wanted to. I need him to make my feet bigger so I can wear the oversized shoes I bought. Also, bring back toe socks. Those are cool.

00:00 Intro

04:10 ASMR/Whispering

10:51 Mailmen Should Have Sirens

16:55 Every Rule Has a Story

22:12 Amazon Doesn't Exist

29:31 Toe Socks

32:40 The Tapeworm Sings!

36:08 Mike's HARDER??

37:32 Cheating on Tinder

40:53 Ice Cream/Mint